Meat Pie 47

I hope with out guns

Australia is a democracy not a republic it is not ruled by the queen but she is still the head of our country

Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a Genie appeared. “You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment, ” said the Genie” As a reward I shall grant you one wish.” “Well, ” said the Prince, “I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.” They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. “Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me..?” the Prince asked. The Genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. “This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like..?” The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. “I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana, ” said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. “But now I love this woman called Camilla, ” and he showed the genie the second photo. “You see Camilla isn’t beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana..?” The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, “Let’s have another look at that frickin’ dog”

Well Iwas going to post a joke here but it might get deletet by the mods so I post it in Jokes

The England players celebrated a goal, but referee Gottfried Dienst was uncertain if they had indeed scored. He consulted his assistant, Tofiq Bahramov; after a brief conversation in broken English, the Swiss referee awarded the goal to the home team. The crowd and the audience of 400 million television viewers were left unsure whether the ball had crossed the line and whether the goal should have been given or not. England went on to win the match 4–2 and secure their first and only World Cup so far. Well you believe in Madonnas hands of god as well?

you did not ask how many won Which countries have won soccer World Cup? Brazil have won five times, and they are the only team to have played in every tournament. The other World Cup winners are Germany and Italy, with four titles each; Argentina, France, and inaugural winner Uruguay, with two titles each; and England and Spain, with one title each.

No, of course not Germany is not in the commen wealths and I am not German

Very well

Well the Germans were smart they exported all their royalty to England????

Amber Heard’s lawyer says there was “so much evidence” the jury in her defamation trial didn’t see, including a text message from Johnny Depp’s assistant saying her ex-husband was sorry he “kicked” her. https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/amber-heards-lawyer-reveals-the-evidence-to-support-her-claims-that-the-jury-didnt-see/news-story/d8f4a5b60c43bce247449fbeca2d67de

You are correct, think about all the money spend on travel to some countries in Nakhon Nowhere, what about their carbon footprint? Who pays for all that? Well we all know.

How does a person get monkeypox? Monkeypox is transmitted person-to-person through close contact. “This virus transmits through respiratory droplets, which requires prolonged face-to-face or close contact with another individual – this is very different from COVID-19,” Schaffner told Healthline.

here we go again

Look I know this lady for about 5 years now I am not going for sex I am to old for that I have met her 3 times in Thailand I just like to show her around

Well I live in Oz now and I like to meet with my lady friend for about 1 week in Singapore after my nephews visit in OZ he will go back to LOS so we deceided to spend a week in Singapore together since it will be very hard to optain a tourist visa for OZ. Now this will not happen till the end of the year so many rules can change by then.