HAPPYNUFF

Hi Smasher,, Happynuff here, dont know if you got my PM to you but as stated there, my wife, unknown to me gave away our two slots for Moderna to her family,, for free, made me really happy,,,,not,,, transfered at Korat Public Hospital, bit far for you anyway.

Its all about the money, tourist money that is, and always has been.

Sign in a public toilet. "Please do not discard your cigarette butts in the urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light"

Obviously hard at work.

An old guy and an old woman are living in a retirement village, seperately. They become fond of each other, and get married. After a little party at the village, they retire to their accomodation. They have now been given a double bedroom. As they are preparing for bed, the dear old thing turns to her new hubby and says"" George, you will be gentle with me wont you, I have acute angina" "Thank god for that" says George,, "you have shocking tits."

Sugar, I had trouble finishing this one, I laughed so much my glasses fogged up/

Is that the guy known as Little Dickie.?

Same for me, One year insurance only paid. After 5 years, insurance drops to 2nd Class, and no, no claim discount , allowed on that class of insurance. I had noticed after each service at my Toyota dealer they were not greasing the Universal Joints each 10,,000 kms, as recommended. Next time I went in I asked for this to be done. Not one person there spoke English, I had the Thai word for grease written down, and drew a diagram of underneath a car, drive shaft, motor, diif etc,, and indicated the three grease nipples to be done. "OK. Ok" I was assured,, Got the car back,,, they had bloody well changed the diif oil. Went home crawled under the car and did the UV joints myself.

Never mind my parents, my uncle told me "never trust a man who doesnt drink"... He was a roaring alcoholic.

Thank the Lord for the MUTE button on the remote... 50 minutes of sycophants blathering on the other night, started just 15 m inutes before the end of a good English speaking movie.

Never mind the bodies, think of the money.

Still alive, hopefully.

OK , after 10 pages, Ive got eye strain, and Im not going back to the start to look for it. But it appears the wife used 300,000 baht to bail hubby out. I didnt see that statement on my first reading, nor did I see that the Swiss guy had been arrested/charged with anything. Did both those events occur, Or am I mistaken.. If wifey did come up with such a large sum of cash,, has she been questioned where it came from, and that verified.? Im just too damn tired to scroll back through this lot.

I came here to escape all the farangs in my country. Chinese, Indian, Africans, Eastern Europeans, I was getting the feeling I was the last one there able to speak English.' Here I stick to myself, and a few friends of like mind, I avoid socialising with Thais, I dont like to sit on the floor to eat, eat off the floor and squat over a hole in the ground to defecate, last time I looked in the mirror I wasnt a canine. Apart from that, Im deliriously happy, especially with the kind , considerate, careful motorists here, so Im staying.

Ive had the two shots of Pfizer, prior to that I had registered with a private hospital, and paid 3300 baht up front, for the Moderna vaccine.. As there is no one wanting to pay me the 3300 baht to take my place, when it arrives, and the hospital has a no refund policy, I will get in the queue

And the Police are investigating a report from the deceased mans family that the power pole was at fault, as it leapt out in front of the motor cycle.

As has been said before, I'll have some of whatever hes taking.

I fear a violent reaction from my poodle pup every time I growl at him for barking.

News Flash.... The family of the fence climbing romeo have " just remembered" that the deceased was also wearing a 5 baht necklace, and had a genuine Rolex Oyster on his wrist as well.

Gee, thats a wheelie wheelie big bike youve got there. <deleted>.

OK, I know this Thailand, the land of smiles, honesty, love for farangs etc, etc, but Ive wondered, if these vehicles are known to be stolen, then there must have been a report of the theft somewhere, not necessarily in Thailand, how else could the brown slime ascertain the fact they were stolen. If, after finding a report of the theft, its obvious an owner of the vehicle is recorded on the report,...why arent the vehicles returned to the legitimate owner, instead of being sold, the sale profits going into corrupt cops pockets and government coffers,, which are one and the same thing really. thats stealing a stolen vehicle, isnt it??

OK, so he didnt say Money money, but Maa nee,,, come here,,,, ...come here farang Im going to kill you so I can get all your money as well as your dog of a wife. And gee, all those thousands of baht he was carrying in his pocket, as everyone does at night while climbing fences of course, is now missing.... that damn farang probably stole that too.... Im sure the wife didnt. shes far too nice a person...not.

If the cheque you gave to the "lady" for service bounces, is that rape??.. Likewise the woman who told the police she had been "graped", there was a whole bunch of them you see, she said.

If you are thinking of donating your body to medical science, please read the fine print on the contract, and ensure it states they can only have it after your dead.

From my reading of history, I get the opinion that Thailand was never colonised, particularly by the French to the East , or the British to the West, was due to the fact that Britain having grabbed India and Burma, whilst the French had what was then known as Indo China, agreed to leave Siam, as it was then known, as a "buffer zone" between them, to avoid possible conflict over territory. Or could it be that even then, both countries recognised Siam as a basket case, better left to rot alone??. I realise Thai history puts the fact down to "amazing and far sighted diplomacy" of a certain King ruling at that time, but then that is Thai history, or Thainess as they like to say.