Jack Hammer

Another cheap Charlie tourist, could not afford short time

Authorities should’ve performed a cavity search. You never know what she could hide there.

ASEAN should have a bull<deleted> emoji 🦬

You hear pit bull, mastiff and other viscous dog owners saying, "my dog loves children" Yeah, would love to eat one every day

I know this guy, his Thai girlfriend took him to the cleaners, got everything

Bob would that include or exclude you?

If anyone is interested, the password is… teamoney

Maybe people were reluctant to give him a lift because he had his hat on the wrong way and thought he was intellectually challenged

Article states he was robbed by a Thai man. Could’ve been one of those males wearing women’s clothing and make up. Lady boy not mentioned for the sake of Pattaya’s pristine image as a family friendly tourist destination

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. A guy showed me a photo of his girlfriend and remarked how beautiful she was. I told him he should see my girlfriend and he replied, “ Is she good looking?” I said no, she’s an optometrist

The majority of insurance companies will not insure you for travel insurance once you exceeded the age of 69 The few companies that will ensure you the premiums are exorbitant and a lot of strings attached. Also, they will not cover you for pre-existing illnesses. I know this from firsthand experience in trying to get travel insurance, I just have to risk it with no insurance

When I read the headline “cockpit crack” memories of my old girlfriend from Nana flashed through my mind

My root is keeping the motor running whilst working in a bar until I get back to Thailand.

It is a wonder TAT hasn’t promoted all these street fights and bar brawls as a tourist attraction. Some enterprising local Thai could provide seating, drinks and eats for people to watch the mayhem.

Yes

I live in Sydney Australia. A few years back, I had next-door neighbours who were from Yorkshire, England and they commented that I spoke “posh” English. I speak real ocker Australian I could not understand most of their conversation, they seem to have a language of their own. Nice people, friendly neighbours. A bar girl once told me she could not speak a word of English until she came working in a bar. She said it took about three weeks before she could get herself understood and converse a little and as time progressed she become quite proficient in the English language. A matter of survival.

They have his name as Jack, that is an error, it is Jerk

Nom

The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.

I have noticed a lot of bars now don’t have a cup in front of you where they would place dockets of your alcohol purchases. It’s all done behind the bar and you are presented with the bill upon your leaving. I insist on paying my drinks as I go. Bar staff are not too happy with that arrangement because they know there’s less chance of them ripping you off.

The Pattaya police released him because they took one look at him and realized they couldn’t afford to feed him

Think on the bright side, he could’ve done a dump

I think Phuket has surpassed Pattaya

GAZA