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Jack Hammer

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  1. After purchasinga pair of monitor lizard leather trousers, would there be any adverse effects upon my lizard?
  2. The garbage collector should come to Australia, there is an abundance and a large variety of road kill there.
  3. The garbage collector wanted 200 baht to go and buy another cat for dinner
  4. The garbage collector tried to defend his actions by initially telling the lady it was chicken meow he was cooking
  5. The local should’ve asked the monk that had $803 million in the bank for nine years to contribute to the building of the temple. The eggs would’ve cost approximately 2600 Baht, small in comparison to the 799, 018 spent on building materials towards the temple I suppose it made the donors feel good for their pathway to heaven
  6. Thanks for the advice
  7. Thank you for the advice
  8. Thank you for the advice
  9. Thank you for the advice
  10. can somebody recommend a reliable and trustworthy VPM service in Hua Hin. I am interested in watching NRL matches from Australia. Thank you.
  11. I see very poor people giving merit where they could at least afford to do so. The Abbott had 803 million sitting in a bank account for nine years. My first impression was why wasn’t this money used to help people of need.
  12. In my opinion bar fines and paying the mamasan to allow the person to leave employment as a bar girl is human trafficking and modern slavery
  13. Thoroughly check the policy. Most insurance companies have "existing health conditions" tucked away in the policy. If you have heart problems and did not declare it as an existing condition and you have a heart attack whilst on holidays, believe me the insurance companies will not pay.
  14. He was only holidaying in Thailand for one week. Visa exemption irreverent
  15. More friendlier and co-operative than goats
  16. The cockroaches could be the persons meals on wheels. Saves pulling up and buying takeaway.
  17. The American guy maybe dyslexic, thus not knowing the $100 notes had "For Motion Picture Use Only" written on them. He also might of had the mindset that everyone outside of America is stupid and they would not notice. Looking at his gut he has too many large meals at McDonalds
  18. You are all heart
  19. The last of the big tippers
  20. He talks about ethics. He should be the last person to talk about ethics, he has none.
  21. Always cry poor mouth. Tell her about all your expenses that you have back in your home country and how you are looking after relatives etc. etc. etc.. Offer 12,000, that is a win-win for both. Twelve thousand for a month of fantastic sex is a bargain. If it doesn’t work out, no problem. If you advertise that you will support a Thai lady for 30,000 a month you will have a queue from the airport to your accommodation wanting to come on board
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