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Jack Hammer

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  1. I had a relationship with a bar girl. Went well for the first 10 months. She was a nymphomaniac. After the 10 months the nymph went and she became a maniac
  2. I am old and ugly, and I married an attractive Thai lady. She was a nymphomaniac . Everything went great for the first 10 months then there was no nymph and I was just left with a maniac.
  3. I won’t be attending. I don’t have a platinum Amex card
  4. Maybe too much make up affected her brain for being so gullible. It always amazes me these “beauty queens” having millions of Baht. Prize money in these beauty contests is not great. How do they acquire such wealth?
  5. It will be the end of Hua Hin as a lay back beach town resort. Tourist operators from China, India and Russia will promote Hua Hin as a place to have a vacation.
  6. Maybe he drowned with all that weight around his neck
  7. You pay for sex two ways, directly or indirectly. Think about it
  8. Batboy please note Thailand belongs to the Thai people. If the Thai government allows, land sales to foreigners, prices will escalate and the Thai people will not be able to buy land in their own country. That is what happened in Australia. When I say land, I’m referring to vacant land and established homes. I think a condominium ratio of 60./40 would not affect the market too much
  9. More than one year ago I advertised in Thai Fr to rent my wife accepting any offers and as long as they desired. A lot of inquiries but no takers after they viewed her photos.
  10. He was fortunate only his shoes were stolen. Some people in Thailand would steal the eye out of your head and come back for the hole.
  11. It is a s@@t hole of a place. Much nicer places and locations to stay.
  12. He was not from Glasgow, Dublin or Yorkshire
  13. Most leave home and end up in places like Pattaya for materialistic reasons. They see friends with the latest iPhones, AirPods, make up, money in their purse. Etc. The friends talk about. dancing and partying every night and the prospects of meeting a well to do foreigner. I was once very friendly with a Thai girl up north and driving from the main city to her village we would pass modest to elaborate homes and she would say, “so and so owns that house and land, she met a guy when she worked in a bar and he bought the house and land for her. My friend could nominate where they were working Pattaya, Bangkok, Phuket etc.
  14. During the high season months they should open up more manual check-in counters. Every time I have arrive in Bangkok there is always a sea of heads waiting to get through Immigration and there are numerous rows of empty check-in counters.
  15. For a good massage, try some of the establishments in Soi 4 Nana
  16. Have you tried having a shower and washing your socks?! Not necessarily at the same time but it can be done?
  17. Remind you of the girlfriend?
  18. Maybe attempted suicide, If so, this guy will have to think of other means. He could try top floor at Suvarnabhumi Airport. It has a high success rate. A miracle no one was injured when the vehicle met the ground
  19. I told the girlfriend to pack her bags and go. That solves the problem.
  20. I imagine a Roman type orgy. Caligula was known for having “uncommon parties”
  21. Years ago on my first visit to Nana I sawv this young attractive Thai lady in very, very tight jeans. I said to her,”how do you get into those jeans” , and she replied,” buy me a drink”
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