Iamfalang

14 minutes ago, snoop1130 said:

around 1:13 AM

Local bar, looks like there are no falangs..............this means people have been drinking for 15 hours already ... lol.... and all it takes is one loss of face.    

"shot nine times in his head, shoulder, and arm."

Let me grab my notebook...................Trang................ nope.  

8 hours ago, webfact said:

A mental patient with a crazy history of weird stunts in Bangkok was allowed to go home by the police after he grabbed

Recently I was in Washington, DC.   I yelled, "Bomb!!!" but because I'm a mental patient with a crazy history the police let me go home.    Crazy privledge.

OR................I was shot 10000000000000000000000000000000 times.   

One of those scenarios is likely.                     NRA for life!!!!    Until I come to LOS, then it's Soi Dogs for life!!!   

Note:  If you are a falang living in Pattaya, you are already a mental patient with a crazy history of weird stunts.   

19 minutes ago, Black Ops said:

6 week job, then £115k yr for life ! Cant be bad.

Paid for by the sucker taxpayers!!!!   Mom, Dad, I just worked for 45-years and I'll get a nice gold watch!!!!   Son, that's gold-plated and found at Big C for 400 baht.  Oh!!!

This will work out to be about 3,000,000   for working SIX weeks.    Rich in Thailand forever and ever.

This is why you work smart, not hard.

Don't brag about working all these hours, the rich laugh at this nonsense.

I sued a company for 11 billion, settled for 700 million, my lawyer got 699.9999 million.

I'll try again

4 minutes ago, WaveHunter said:

based on proven metabolic science

really?

I'm not sure, heard experts say it's bad for you

first, inner peace.  Not sure what that means, but find that.   Then go a few weeks without anything bothering you.  I am not sure how that feels.  Then invite others into this peacefulness.  I have no idea what this is like.    lol.

Pattaya, crazy every night, beers to dull the mind, fried food to kill the brain, and girls who hate you more than you hate yourself.......but they love your money.

this is the way.   lol 

It is a nice story, but I wonder if 10,000,000 pills can be produced in about five minutes or not....

this is a difficult war.    maybe just kill-on-the-spot for violators.....that might be a good incentive to not be a mule.  if caught, killed immediately.    They do this in the Philippines I think, and there have been like 15,000 killings under investigation for not really being drug related but said they were drug related.   OK, bad idea.

no solution from me.....not yet!!!!  

this is hilarious.  

you might need a fork pump, but if you are asking what it is...........maybe working this pump would be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to complicated.   a fork can't raise the handlebar stem, don't worry about that.  I'm 99% sure you won't be racing, so act like you never saw these forks and just ride your bike.   Even the word "lockout" might be a clue.

good stuff in the morning. 

On 10/13/2022 at 3:16 PM, Wilyam said:

hello guys, is there Thai language school in Chiang mai providing student visa?

Thank you

I don't like putting ANY names online, even if a good review.    Go to Youtube and search "learn thai chiang mai" and you will find some channels and some of those channels have schools that will provide a ED visa.  I think one was like 32,000 baht a year, not sure.  I have ZERO experience with most of the results, so you are on your own.

good luck 

17 minutes ago, Andre0720 said:

But if you spend it all, your death will be free.

And you might die with a smile.

I'm 100% sure GIVING is way better than buying.   It just feels better.   It's really a great feeling.  Not giving to any clown, but to a child, poor person in need, someone who can really use it. Not giving money to rich people, or even the middle-class.  Not them.   

So give away all your money before you die, and at least make someone else happy.  You won't be happy, you are dying and then you are dead.   Buying <deleted> at a business before you die is giving to the relatively rich.  not the way.  

Yes

My dream

Do they have 20 baht noodle soup?

If they have 1 trillion, can they give me 100 billion?

Rich people are the best

Money

Love

Note:  Where is this anyhow, I didn't watch the video?   I don't have time for Tik Tok Tok, spy software!!!!   

OK I checked Saudi Arabia.   Is that near Laos????   city in Cambodia???  Island owned by the Philippines??   I'm from the UK, they only taught me about our past colonies with an emphasis on Africa and India.  Homeschooled by some bloke named blokie bloke bloke.  lol

Just delete this comment........................if it's NOT Pattaya, I'm not going!!!!!!!   lol  

30 minutes ago, khunpa said:

Yet another “Man-child”. 
 

Will be easy to catch him as he has probably never been able to take care of himself and will surrender once he gets hungry. 

Is it always the person firing the weapon who is 100% at fault.   I can think of 10 million scenarios that blame either of the three and maybe there were people who might have been at the scene and aren't listed in the article.   100% sure there were only three people??? 

People do flee in fear, that is for sure.   People flee after committing a crime, that's for sure.  People flee in stupidity, that's for sure.   People flee if chased, hunted, or is the hunter.    

First we have to believe the story.  Who told them the story?  Not the shooter.   

This is why the MEDIA owns us.......................we just sooo easily believe whatever narrative they feed us and immediately tell others who is wrong, guilty, etc....

10 minutes ago, bbi1 said:

Is smoking weed in a room of a condo legal?

it's 20 baht for a police report.   not sure they will do anything.   can call that hotline number, but then they will try to ruin your life just like you are ruining theirs.  

yea, it's a nightmare.   First tell the landlord and say it's cigarettes, you have an allergy, and it's a big, big problem.  I hope you are on month-to-month and not owning..........this is easily a reason to move IF... IF the landlord doesn't care, nobody cares, and now you are living in a smoking room as they don't give a F about you. 

passive aggressive is the only way in LOS.    

On 1/8/2021 at 9:39 AM, orchis said:

I help with longan and rice harvest, moving machines and transporting wood. No one cares except the armchair labour law experts on Thai visa. com.

I used to work for a certain government, that's all I can tell you.

You are at 16.44671, 102.833 and I'm currently taking pictures of your land, designating 11 satellites on your property in case falang tries to operate equipment.  Please, raise your right hand and show your work permit.

Good, now who is that in the bedroom.............that looks like my wife!!!!~!~!!!!!!!!! 

Never close and I want a 24 hour tap in 7-11.  Put in 10 baht, small glass.   I'm done with all this water stuff.

I came to Thailand to sleep when it's hot and go to sleep at 5:30 a.m.!!!!!  After 7 years I've heard of only about 20 falangs getting a divorce.  Once we get back to 4 a.m., we can easily get to triple digits!!!  

7 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I told them to move the gutter or I'd pull it down. They moved the gutter and never talked to me again

Neighbors hating neighbors.  Thais hating falang.  Oh, I've seen it soo many times. 

This is not going help when you are reincarnated!!!!  lol.    I'm sure you will never be invited to his birthday party.   

LOS...... where eventually you will stop talking to everyone.  lol

There is NO chart in Thailand, because it's as transparent as mud wrapped in metal.  lol 

250,000 to 700,000 USD in America is how many Americans come to Thailand and relax.   It's why I'm here.   And all you falangs get all excited about MAYBE making a few dollars with zero laws to protect the falang.

Buy America.   Oh, you think you missed it AGAIN?  Wrong.  Housing Prices going to 10 billion.  

5 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Good Golly, seems like many Kiwis have decided that Oz is the better country to live in, and are emigrating there.

Australia ranks the highest among more than 20 countries for meth use

22 minutes ago, webfact said:

“Our hometown has always been a pleasant place to live. But we can’t be sure what will happen if mining operations start here,” she said.

Somebody will get super, super rich, not you.  There might be more health problems, likely you and your friends and family.  This will continue forever, and more mining operations will pop-up as money is ALWAYS put above human life.    Environmental problems?  That ain't stopping me from buying a new plane.    Lobbyists have already done 103838 studies to tell me it's 100% safe and everyone will be super, super happy and live good good good life.  OK, sign here.   

2 hours ago, 2baht said:

how are they still operating in 2022???

How do bad things happen in the world?  How do countries manufacture guns, allow cartels, kill, imprison innocent people, allow crimes at all???!?!?!??!!?!!!?!??!   Same with sex trafficking.  How is this still happening???  Golden Triangle is linked with many powerful people and countries.  You think you can just walk in and shut it down?  If so, Mr. High Horse would walk into every country and shut down all illegal activities, but that doesn't happen.  Why not, it's 2022??!?!?!?!?!?!?   lol

3 hours ago, webfact said:

red flags warning to stay out of the water

Who cares!!!  I'm falang in Thailand, laws don't mean anything to me!!!  Drive drunk, sex bars, sexpats, no mask, problem, problem, problems....

100,000,000 baht fine, blacklisted, and 1 million wais to an elderly elephant

I've never met anyone who went to Pattaya NOT for the bad, Satanic appeal that sucks the soul straight out of your heart and sends you to the clinic begging for more medicine as the pain burns....burns!!!!     long sentence, anyhow...

If your neighbors are quiet, they are dead.  This is Pattaya, land of the moan!!!!   i'll never forget some falang clown clown told me a lady "tricked" him and it was really a ladyboy but they spent time together.  Only in Pattaya................who am I kidding, probably every city.  

I am in Pattaya now and i can hear 78 falangs scream in ecstasy......"Wait, thief, my gold chain!!!"  I'm sure "gold chain" means something else.....another happy falang neighbor.....