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FACTS that CANNOT be debated here!!!!!!!

1. A piece of string is 5.69 cm long

2.  A rock weighs 1 stone

3.  All houses in Thailand are the same

4.  Pollution is good for you

5.  Expats go crazy

6.  Drinking is good for you if everyone hates you

7.  There is no such thing as family

8.  Lotteries are the matrix

9.  Everything is a lie

10.  9 is a lie

Sounds like a TVFM meet-and-greet

Desperate times.  Money low, hungry high, world in chaos.    As other posters say , Watch this space!   Lol

Eyes wide shut.

Enjoy your smoothies and ride the elephants.  Remember to take selfies and post everywhere!   Farangs are totally blind to anything negative near or in LOS

35 minutes ago, nglodnig said:

Case in point: you need to enable roaming on your Thai mobile to receive SMS messages. No you don't. Roaming is CALL roaming and SMS uses a completely different system. Yet some people will give this as an answer.

WRONG!!!!   You must enable roaming, call roaming is only necessary in some instances, but SMS will work better if you enable roaming.   Studies have shown it's 35.5% better on roaming, so why not use it all the time!!!  They use the same system, also proven!!!!   Use Google, this is all factual information.  If you are still reading and wondering about this post, well, I'm wondering about your post and unicorns exist as well..  

4 hours ago, IvorBiggun2 said:

To meet other farangs is very easy. Best place to meet other farangs is the markets. It's where a Thai woman will first take her new farang trophy to show him off and for her status in the community to go up. Friday market for me is the place to meet new farangs.

I was this farang.   I saw other bad, dirty farangs!!!  I told my wife, "NEVER talk to them, I like this attention and they are super losers!!!"    You think you will meet a farang at a market and knock his ego down a notch?  no way!!!

Best place is a bar.  I am in one now, there are 20 single farangs now all complaining about the heat.   It's great!!!  OMG, one just asked for a discount on ice.  He wants to pay 3 baht instead of 5.  Oh, no, here comes security!!!

gotta go!!!  

Loudest Sunday I can remember in years...... Let's go!!!!   I hope it's the loudest Songkran ever, and I'm sure the expats who came here "open to the Thailand experience" go crazy and cry online for weeks and weeks and weeks and months and years and decades and decades......

Tell them to go to CHAT GPT and ....... well.....that's it.    Pay the school money to sit in class while they play on Chat gpt.  It's that simple.

Chat GPT can code better than any human.    done.    Chat Gpt has better English than NES and non-native English "teachers".   

I'll say it again in case you missed it:    Chat    C H  A  T.    G    G like Gorilla.   P.  P like Pattaya.   and T.  T like tree.

Use google to find it.   

4 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Trump was the best president the USA has had for a long time.

He started no wars, killed few foreign nationals, no bank failures.

No sex crimes like the Clintons and Kennedys.

Yet everyone hates him ................

Don't forget the WALL!!!!!  And, like us sexpats, he loved his women!!!!!  

You're fired!!!!  What a great show, should win an Oscar!!!! lol

Stock market great, housing great, yea, some riots in MN and I think that was under Trump, and then there was the January 6th thing, but, well, one person died.   

One day people will realize it really doesn't matter who's the pres.   

Biden is 10,938 years old and it's not like all of America is crippled.

Trump got the nutjobs from the crazy places involved in politics, TN, KY and some other gun loving places.   

I think it was, and is, hilarious.   

For as "bad" as everyone says Trump was, why did your country go backwards when compared to America??????   hahahahhahahahahhahahah

On 3/17/2023 at 11:57 AM, OneMoreFarang said:

If this is about teenagers who are almost 18, the age when lots of teenagers have anyhow sex, then this is obviously still illegal, but IMHO, a very different situation.

Absolutely NOT!!!!!!!!!!!  In fact, America will prosecute these criminals and the FBI will get involved (FACT).   This line-of-reasoning is used on girls 17,16,15,14 and it never ends.    Oh, well she's a very mature 14 year old!!!!   Jail!!!!   Tell the judge, this is not a very different situation and let me quote the laws:

But whether it involves commercial or non-commercial sex acts, the FBI—in conjunction with our domestic and international law enforcement partners—investigates U.S. citizens and permanent residents who travel overseas to engage in illegal sexual conduct with children under the age of 18.

A little too lazy to find anything more, but AMERICANS better not have this logic!!!!!    Oh, your honor, I have my own moral code and feel underage kids can be exploited if I think it's a different situation.

JAIL, no compassion.   

worst case, take a picture with your phone before you hit submit.  Then, even if you don't get the auto-fill, you can go check your picture.   I'm way too lazy to remember my passport number, and I have 93 servants to do all my paperwork as I do very important work like posting.

On 3/17/2023 at 9:11 AM, RandiRona said:

Is it too early to call Happy Ending for gal?? Husband and BF gone....free bird!!!!!

Thais say the same thing about the farangs when they get arrested or die.   free bird!!!!!

making fun of death.   stay classy

I have duffel bags filled with Auzzie or Aussie dollars and I want THB 1:1 if possible.

I have 20,000,000....

4:15 p.m.    We MUST, MUST, MUST meet before 4:16 or forget it!!!!  

snooze you loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

13 hours ago, nigelforbes said:

If ever I get to the point where it appears I might enjoy having a day at Immigration, kill me, don't ask questions or wait, just do it.

When you say "might enjoy" are we talking 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent?

20 hours ago, webfact said:

and was a regular smoker of weed and drinker of alcohol.

Don't come to Thailand if under 35.  This place will literally end you mentally and physically.    No young farang can handle anywhere near Pattaya or Bangkok (300 km radius).   You have entered the Devil's den and nobody escapes under 35.   I'm 99 and have been fighting Pattaya for 60 years!!!!   If not near Pattaya, I would be rich and would've created Google and Bitcoin. sure!!!!

On 3/16/2023 at 5:16 PM, Gknrd said:

Afraid of getting deported for fixing a friends computer.. Wow.

RE-READ the title.

He says for friendS not a friend's.

He might have 83,932,977 friends, and running a business bigger than Advice.

Farang in Thailand generally has 0 to 2 friends, so he might mean 2.

But he is posting and likely helping hundreds, if not thousands of computers!!!!!!   and he's talking about phoneS.

I say he has a big, big, big problem.

He's posting because there is a line out the door that stretches 10 km

nobody would post this if it was one friend.    There is more to this story!!!!

53 minutes ago, alex8912 said:

The point you are grossly missing is that this isn't news. It never is and never should be. 75 day overstay lol!

The POINT is it IS news, and we are reading about this criminal!!!!  We are all here talking about this NEWS, this criminal.   It is and will always be.

Go complain to the Thai police if you feel your "laws" are soooooooo superior, hahahhahahahahahhaaha

another farang who just doesn't get living in LOS!!!!!! lol

35 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

You seem overly concerned about farangs that don't conform to your druthers.

It's their concern if they don't want to associate with farangs, and you don't get to tell anyone what to do.

Do whatever you want to do and let others do likewise- you'll feel better for it.

Here were my OBVIOUS questions, so pay attention I'll write slow: 

1.  Why come on this forum just to be negative and tell us you don't like farangs.   That makes no sense!!!!

2.  I'm making them ask themselves the question, "Why am I (they) screaming for attention?"  Seems like they actually want many farang friends and can't handle it.

3.  I'm having them ask themselves, "Is this is a normal post?  Oh, no.  So, why am I (them) posting such negativity????"  Obviously, they are miserable.

So then I do my hyperbole and make fun at them as some don't seem to get it!!!!

FARANGS, never read my messages and stay away from me!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

12 minutes ago, digger70 said:

Don't speak Thai and don't mix with Expats.

I will NEVER learn Thai!!!!  Never talk to those horrible expats!!!!!   Great attitude in Thailand, you must be a great friend!!!!!!

Triggers me to even see farangs posting about Thailand, I hope I never meet anyone here!!!!!  I'll never look at another farang again and If I have to speak one word of Thai I'll ........................................well.............................I"ll move to China and ever, every speak Chinese!!!!!!!!!!