Haven't had the misfortune to wake up with a dodgy back.
I did find myself with a dubious hooker upon occasion, but the best ever was the openside flanker. I balked at the blindside flanker when I noticed the Adam's apple just before the scrum.
Known several investors with similar plans and ambitions.
The most successful one was able to leave Thailand after a few years with a million dollars.
He came with 5 million.