You know what the news is—now you’re going to hear... the rest of the story."
Five high class Indian tourists were in Pattaya. After a day of walking around in the sun, being hot and thirsty they stopped at Moishe's Take Away to buy a bottle of water to share.
Moishe, not happy to be disturbed from his nap, gets them 5 waters. The Indians say "only one bottle but can we have 5 straws?"
Moishe, a bit miffed, sells them one bottle and gives them 5 straws.
On their way out, the Indians, having noticed there is no where to relieve themselves, ask an irritated Moishe where they can urinate.
Moishe says, "Gey pishn in yam!*"
And now you know the rest of the story.
* Go pee in the ocean