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Thanks a lot!

That's what I thought, but they were like jackal circling me in a pack. All with only one goal in mind, refuse entry. One guy even screamed at me in an agitated way. Escorted in a cell like a criminal flanked by armed security. Quite surreal. I was held from 9 am to 14.30 and not given food or water.

Thanks Dr Jack. If I get the tourist visa I guess CNX is unlikely to refuse entry on the grounds I'm not. Tourist as I styed there 19 months, I guess? I'm 53 btw.

I was thinking of that, I'm assuming a tourist visa is granted after 5-10 days and let's me get back in faster.

I arrived in March 2023 and after the initial visa waiver got an ED visa for one year. I was going to renew it but since Thailand changed the rules on visa waivers I decided to use these as long as possible. I did two visa waiver runs to Laos and flew to Germany once and again got a visa waiver. As the extension expired on the 15th I flew to Malaysia for 2 days. But after arrival in Chiang Mai a young lady from immigration called her boss over. As I'd stayed in Thailand 1 year and 7 months they said I'm not a tourist so he's refusing the visa waiver. Bizarrely he said I should fly back to Malaysia and apply for a tourist visa. I refused to sign the expulsion order but of course it made no difference. What is my best option here, apply for a tourist visa, go back in and then apply for the DTV? Can an EU national apply for a tourist visa in Malaysia? And if I get it could Chiang Mai immigration then not make the same argument that due to living there 19 months I'm not real tourist and deny entry despite a valid tourist visa?

I thought menstruation starts at age 10 to 15? Is it 9 now?

Why 9 years old though? It's way to young on anyone's calendar, surely? How did they come up with this age?

Errr, didn't Germany recently re-instate border controls?

Because you were in Manila. If you go to Davao, Cebu, where they speak Cebuano as their first language, and often don't speak Tagalog well, English is a third language. Whilst they speak it, it's hit and miss, and often pigeon style hard to understand.

What? I certainly haven't!!! Who in their right mind would date an older woman? And one with children? What the...???

It's obvious what happened. Taylor Swift is secretly in love with Donald Trump, she got all this hype going about voter registration, knowing full well that her supporters were too lazy vote, thus lulling the Democrats in a false sense of security. She knew what she was doing!

The moles are a real thing. Another issue is that many Filipinas have giant teeth, usually crooked, and rather large heads. However, overall they can be very attractive, particularly as they tend to have more curves.

A lot of Filipinas are gold diggers, but I have to say they are very clean. Even keep their poor houses very clean. Yah, English can be poor, but one thing Filipinas excell at is housekeeping .Better than Thais. Also in the bedroom Filipinas are a bit better from my very limited real life sample.

Because I was dumb and inexperienced then, and I had fairly large income as a funds lawyer. I was also trading forex on the side and travelling through south-east asia, Caribbean. I would fly her over from Philippines to the Cayman Islands. So it was a bit hard to hide that I had money. When she realised how much, her demands for allowance kept increasing. Of course I put a stop to it eventually, and that was part of the reason why it fell apart. So nobody can tell me Filipinas are not "transactional". I just have to laugh.

As for Filipinas speak English, it's very hit and miss. I actually broke up with my second Filipina because I couldn't understand what she was saying, and she had the same problem. For many Filipinas English is a third language. Some don't even speak Tagalog.