Everything posted by MalcolmB
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The Early Release of Thousands of Prisoners in UK Proves to be Very Unpopular
We have it all wrong, we should be sending over Thai Prison Governors to sort this out. They would create an extra 300,000 spots without building a single cell. cram the bastards in and hand out free lube.
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Kamala Harris Highlights Her Gun Ownership in Debate with Trump
Trump likes grabbing pussy, not eating pussy.
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New Sustainable Farming Project Unveiled in Pattaya
Give it a year and the 25 Rai will be covered in plastic rubbish like the rest of Pattaya.
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Tourist confronts teen pickpocket in Bangkok’s Sukhumvit Soi 11 - video
Taxpayer handout obviously when he got out of the rubber dingy.
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Don’t kill the golden goose! Tax reforms may drive away expats
It is way too hot here for snowflakes.
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Nong Yai Police Station Pioneers with 12-kW Solar System
I love how the Thais just get on with reducing emissions without all the looney deniers that you get in the west.
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British Man in Pattaya Crashes Motorcycle into Sidecar, Driver Severely Injured
I would guess a Lady of the Night. she gave him up for smoking the weed. They are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
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Don’t kill the golden goose! Tax reforms may drive away expats
So you are the golden goose they are referring to. Do you think after one year you will be missed or even remembered?
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Don’t kill the golden goose! Tax reforms may drive away expats
Probably because we marry the local prostitutes. Drunken fights over the prostitutes is not a good look either. We see it as saving the woman, her children and extended poverty, but most Thais see us as stooges. I think it is fair to say that the prostitutes and their families cherish us, probably don’t respect us, but to expect the general population to respect us is probably asking a bit much. Back home in the UK we are rioting over the unwanted immigrants and it is also a decisive issue in the USA with their southern border and other parts of Europe also. If we are living here full time I don’t think it is too much to contribute and pay a bit of tax. They do not have high tax rates anyway. Same as we would expect immigrants to contribute back in the UK instead of just asking for handouts.
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Does your wife/partner have male friends?
No. I don’t let her talk to other men.
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British Man in Pattaya Crashes Motorcycle into Sidecar, Driver Severely Injured
No I think it was the speed that caused the severity of the injuries, it would not have made the slightest difference whether he was drunk or not to the severity of injuries. The alcohol probably played a part in his judgement and reflexes which is why if you are going to have a drink and drive it is important to drive safely and responsibly as I am sure you will agree.
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Drunk foreign men reportedly fight over Thai woman in Phuket
They were just fighting over their turn. I too hate it when people try to push in in front of you. The queue system with the tickets like they have in Thai banks are good.
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British Man in Pattaya Crashes Motorcycle into Sidecar, Driver Severely Injured
Because if he had of be riding at a sensible speed this accident never would have happened. Speed kills.
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My name is Colin Neville from Dorset, I am not ‘Bob’
Bob the Barboy. It is sad that you are so hard up that you are now working as a “barboy” just one question. Do you use lots of lube and does it hurt?
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Thai Police Officer Allegedly Demands Bribe and Sexual Favors from Arrested Student
So after drink driving and injuring someone and then giving sexual favors to a policeman she is now complaining that she didn’t get a copy of a document to get her off the charges. Som Nam naa.
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Baht becoming ridiculously strong
Thanks for the heads up. I will convert it back and lock in my profits. Keep the gays off my money
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Thai doctor vows to create "Hitler Room" to gas hospital smokers
It will be good for weed smokers. Back on cold rainy nights we would be having a car bong session and nicknamed it a “compression session”. Everyone claimed to get higher.
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British Man in Pattaya Crashes Motorcycle into Sidecar, Driver Severely Injured
Try reading the article before rushing to comment. Drunk, high on cannabis and excessive speed. Speed being the problem by the look of the damage.
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UK Considers Sending Prisoners to Estonia to Ease Overcrowding Crisis
Like the Spainiards, the Aborigines don’t like us anymore.
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American 'Life Coach' Arrested for Selling Psychedelic Mushroom Therapy
I use my alcoholism to treat my depression.
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Are the floods finished in Pattaya?
Flooding will only get worse during the rainy seasons with global warming followed by longer or more severe droughts during the dry season. This is the new normal.
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16 year old Thai girl dies of ketamine overdose during sex
Probably most of us.
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Thai Police Arrest Duo Smuggling Chinese Migrants
I thought Chinese could get visas to Thailand? why smuggle, when you can just bring them?
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/Featured Quiz 6 September - Weekly Featured Quiz - General Knowledge
That was too easy.
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High-Speed Pickup Truck Crash in Phuket Leaves Two Dead
Luckily for you didn’t buy a c-class. They might have thought you were a bit of a…….can’t……. swear on this forum.