JK-Trilly

If that is true then why haven't you won a day since March?

If they ever outlaw the 7-Eleven ham and cheese toasty, for health reasons, I'll be pissed!

What a horrific thought. Nobody is desperate enough to accept that offer.

Thanks. I’ve done that as well. But still, nothing like holding the originals.

Surely the confusion is yours. One is replaceable and the other one is not.

For me, it has to be my collection of childhood and teenage photos of my mother. Every single one of them holds a piece of her life before I ever existed, a glimpse into the woman she was becoming long before she became my mother. The grainy edges, the faded smiles, the tiny moments frozen in time feel priceless to me. They tell stories I’ve never heard, capture emotions I’ll never fully understand, and remind me how human she is beyond the role I’ve always known her in. If my place were burning down, that box of photos would be the first thing I’d grab. You can buy new clothes, new furniture, even rebuild a home, but you can’t buy back a visual moment once it’s gone.

For me, it has to be my Apple Watch Ultra. Titanium and sapphire, strong as an ox, and weighs a ton, so I never forget it's there. Sleek, precise, tracks all my vitals, keeps me in touch with everyone, plays music, even makes payments. Makes me feel I'm cutting edge, although usually the most daring thing I do with it all day is check the time. Honestly, it’s probably the only thing I love more than my Pornhub account. I know, hard to believe, but life just wouldn’t function the same anymore without that beast on my wrist.

None of my friends who I hang out with use drugs or drink either. Nobody wants or needs it. Is that a problem?

Nothing. Everything is great. Just more of the same I guess. No complaints at all.

Dunno. Never tried any of that. Any good?

Wouldn't you rather have video instead? I got my whole bedroom wired with cameras.

I spend even more on non-hookers. Dinners and travel costs much more than just paying for sex. I don't know how much I spend though. Never look at it.

Delivery drivers in Thailand often keep one eye on their phone screens, following Google Maps to their destination. But do they really need to be so fixated on digital navigation? It’s hard to imagine how else he could have missed the large concrete divider right in front of him.

I have plenty of money. I don’t work because I don’t need to. I eat amazing food. I have sex multiple times a day with women. No wife or girlfriend problems because I don’t have one. No substance issues because I don’t drink, smoke, or use drugs. No boredom, no depression, no health problems, nothing that causes me any stress or anxiety. I also exercise a lot to maintain strength and fitness. Am I doing something wrong or am I too just too much of an alpha heterosexual?

I see you have over 10 thumbs down on your OP above and similarly on most of your other recent topics on the site, with very few likes or positive feedback from others. Is it your personal goal to achieve the top spot for the most disliked topics? Serious question. Meanwhile, you are clearly on track if that is indeed your objective.