Ignorant? Sure, I’ll wear that. But rude? Oh please, don’t be so sensitive. I’ve done nothing but shower praise on your majestic Costco wine-fueled lifestyle. Honestly, your posts are the highlight of my day. A true masterclass in how to stretch a budget and still live like a middle-shelf monarch.
And don’t tell me you’re running out of steam now. We all know you’ve got at least three more pompous, self-congratulatory ramblings queued up and ready to go. Go on, don’t be coy. Don’t deprive us of the sheer joy of watching you flaunt your exquisite taste in shrink-wrapped cheese platters and discount shiraz.
We live for this. It’s the only thing keeping us going. Let us aspire.