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Adrian Rogers

...and how some foreigners enjoy.

A verbal-fight between husband and wife *WIFE* _I wrote your name on sand,_ _it got washed..._ _I wrote your name in air,_ _it was blown away..._ _Then, I wrote your name in my heart & got a Heart Attack!_ 🙄 *HUSBAND* _God saw me hungry,_ _he created pizza._ _He saw me thirsty,_ _he created Pepsi._ _He saw me in the dark,_ _he created light._ _He saw me without problems, he created YOU!_ 😏 *WIFE* _Twinkle twinkle little star._ _You should know what you are._ _And once you know what you are,_ _Mental hospital is not so far!_ 🤨 *HUSBAND* _The rain makes all things beautiful._ _The grass and flowers too._ _If rain makes all things beautiful,_ _Why doesn't it rain on you?_ 🙄 *WIFE* _Roses are red; Violets are blue;_ _Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo._ 😠 *Husband* _Don't feel so angry_ _you will find me there too_ _Not in a cage but laughing at you!_ 🥴