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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

Pete Hegseth just called it the Strait of Vermouth. This is all getting very confusing!😂

Yeah, I'm flabbergasted!🤣

I arrived early to a restaurant. The manager asks, "do you mind waiting a bit?" I said no. "Good," he said. "Take these drinks to table 3."

Yup. Like this guy that was, until recently, the deputy director of the FBI. Only the best, only the best!🤣

Beaten to a pulp so reverting to the good old blowing of smoke. Got it. "Bleat, bleat, America haters, bleat, bleat, sock puppets, bleat, bleat"

Hard burn by Governor Newsom.😂 PS. I've seen Stephen Miller described as looking like "Satan's but plug". I see what they mean now.

And the VP honestly believes aliens are demons. Seriously! The US is SO fracked.

Even the very core of MAGA is turning away. Beautiful!

We all do. We all hope we're waking up to that glorious headline. Every day we hope, and one day it will happen, and there will be world wide celebrations not seen since the end of WW2.

"In the MAGA movement you'll find people with 5 teeth defending people with 6 yachts." How many teeth have you got, Yellow?😁

It seems Marco is confirming that Iran might very well end up winning this war. Pretty amazing for a country that has been wiped out militarily.....

Donald J. Trump, making Americans proud on a daily basis!😂

Donald J. Trump, making allies the world over.😂 PS. Those two deserve each other. Murderers and pedo rapists always get along so well.

Dear @Yagoda , if the US has won the war and Iran is down to 1% of it's former military strength, then why is Thailand asking Iran for permission? Is it indeed possible that you're talking out of your derrière, and that Iran is calling the shots? 'Thailand says reached deal with Iran for vessels to transit Hormuz Strait' https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/thailand-strait-hormuz-deal-iran-ships-6022996

Wait. Are you blocking him too??? Hey, AN powers that be. Shouldn't there be a cap on the numbers of posters you're allowed to block?

Sunny, always ready to protect pedophile rapists. What a......guy!

Epic. Someone has a (dark) sense of humor.😁

Ladies and gents and the rest, I give you the POTUS. Yes, really, not a joke!🤣

Stripping away the pearl clutching jibber-jabber and condensing your question into this: 'Would the world be better off without MAGA?' The answer is a resounding YES.

More accidental truths from the demented one. The "laundry fire" on USS Gerald Ford? Yeah, it wasn't caused by "fluff buildup". It go hit, and hit hard. Most reports say it's out of commission for at least a year. At least that will give them time to unclog the crappers onboard. Every cloud, and so on.....

Yep, he really said that, and it explains a lot. Supported by losers, surrounded by losers.