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Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Thanks. You are obviously on better speaking terms with Mr google than I am! Syntax is everything-as the mamassan says!
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Mr Google doesn't recognise "Decathalon mail order" (or other spellings) apart from routing back to this forum! Do you have a link please.
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Has the Chiang Mai SinoPharm vaccinations started yet?
fangless replied to creative1000's topic in Chiang Mai
Yes it is being rolled out;. Follow it all here;- Wall of CM Covid Vaccination Appointment - Chiang Mai - ASEAN NOW formerly Thai Visa Forum -
I certainly hope it survives but have my doubts as even my local 7/11 has closed!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I didn't know that flies were spotted, I do know leopords are spotted as well as some others but not Flies! -
If I advertise on line who will look at the advert and what will they do? 1. People generally interested in guns-nothing else 2. Potential customers - who will ask how to get a gun from me 3. The police (undercover) - pretending they are 2. above! Now go to the top of the underworld masterclass education system!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
What kind of monkey can fly? - A hot air baboon. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Chat-up Line:- • There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do the design on the edge of the apple pies. She roars "Have you not got a tool?" "Yes," replies . Paddy. "But I use that for the doughnuts." -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A 70 yr old man asks his wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can't drive! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
SHAMPOO WARNING Urgent please read and pass along Do not wash your hair with shampoo while in the shower! Many people use the shampoo in the shower. However when doing so the shampoo runs down the body Printed clearly on the shampoo label "for extra body and volume". No wonder people gain weight. Stop using shampoo - start Using dishwashing liquid! It's label reads "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove" Problem solved! If I don't answer any phone calls or texts, I'll be in the shower! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla. Please see the next page of my FB profile for more details. PS; Yes she was great-you could say I cleaned up! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
fangless replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Me behave badly? No wonder - look at the examples I had to follow! As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour in a built up area. Snow White lived in a house with 7 old men. Popeye smoked a pipe, consumes weird hormone therapies and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine If you had this kind of childhood and loved it