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  1. Have you actually tried to use the inbuilt disc cleanup system? Right click on "C" and click clean-up!
  2. Chat-up Line:-"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them"
  3. TODAY’s DAILY INSULT; Your inferiority complex is totally justified.
  4. Good Ol’ Boys Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee trailer park are sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. One says to the other, ‘If I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you were off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?’ The other guy scratches his head, develops a look of deep thought on his face and after a couple of minutes answers, ‘Well, I don’t know about kin, but it sure would make us even.’
  5. Little Johnny said: ‘Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?’ ‘Yes. What about it?’ ‘Well, the last generation just dropped it.’
  6. A Scotsman went skiing in Canada for the first time. At the end of a great day on the slopes, he retired to the local tavern. After getting six whiskeys in him he stood up and turned around to discover a large, stuffed animal head with giant antlers hanging from the wall. "Barkeep," he said, "what the hell is that?" The bartender said, "Oh that's a moose!" The Scotsman bugged out his eyes and cried, "Holy cow! How big are the cats?!"
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