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fangless

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  1. Reposted as it didn't show properly yesterday (on my system anyway)
  2. Sorry, wrong company. I meant Advice. You get a warning saying that as you are in GB you cannot connect.
  3. I think The Olde Bell on Loi Khroi was the last one to hold such an event where you were encouraged, but not forced to wear a name badge with your avatar. I first met a well known poster on this forum there who turned out to be as kind and warm hearted in real life as their online persona.
  4. You failed to mention; Do not use a VPN placing you outside Thailand. This applies to most Thai Government websites and a few commercial sites like Invade etc.
  5. Indoor bed sports, with masks, are still allowed!
  6. And of course Thailand picks the perfect time to ban the sale of alcohol online just at a time when if it was still allowed it could stop many unnecessary trips to the booze shops!
  7. I am not ashamed to admit it I did say it all to myself twice! I just couldn't stomach the thought of loosing my mind and falling ed over eels if I addent!
  8. Your responses are melting my heart so I am betwixt handing that one to you or swallowing my pride!
  9. Did you get that from the walkers adds whilst out chewing the fat during your picnic with your penguin or just reading the flakey tales on the walls outside the Yorkie Bar. Either way i'll give 99 out of the hundred and thousands I was too crackered to work out. Maybe I should just Lion-ise you with an all-gold medal treat while you chew over a response.
  10. An executive was interviewing a young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to learn something about her personality, so he asked, "if you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?" She quickly responded, "The living one."
  11. A policeman brought four boys before a judge. "They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor," "Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong." "My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant enclosure.” "My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the penguin’s pen." "My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the Monkey house." "My name is Peanuts," said the heavily bandaged fourth boy.
  12. An attorney ran over to the office of his client. “I can’t believe it!” said the angered attorney. “I just heard you sent a case of Dom Perignon to the judge in our case? That judge is as straight as an arrow. Now we’re certain to lose this case!” “Relax,” said the client, “I sent it in the prosecutor’s name.”
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