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Last week CM needed a copy of every page with a stamp!

Many months ago (maybe six or seven!) I spoke to my agent (legit) in CM who I have used for many years about how and when to renew my passport. She worked out the best time slot to renew so that my next extension would be a full one in the new passport and not a shortened extension in the old one due to passport expiry. All I know is I that in Mid September I handed over the old passport, the BKK bank statement with my Thai address in English, signed the usual mountain of papers, including "proper" passport photos taken at a shop they recommended and the fee money. 13,500Baht all in! I now have a new blue UK passport valid for 10yeras with all my required stamps transferred into it! No interviews and no travelling to BKK etc. If I get time I will ask them tomorrow how they actually do it!

Irish Birth Control Mrs Donovan is walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she meets up with Father Flaherty. The father says, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ to ye! Aren’t ye Mrs Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?’ She replies, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The father asks, ‘And be there any little ones yet?’ She replies, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The father says, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week and I’ll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.’ She replies, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father.’ They then part ways. Some years later, they met again. The father asks, ‘Well now, Mrs Donovan. How are ye these days?’ She replies, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’ The father asks, ‘An’ tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?’ She replies, ‘Oh, yes, Father! Three sets of twins and four singles – ten in all!’ The father says, ‘That’s wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?’ She replies, ‘’E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer bleedin’ candle.’

Pharmacy A lady goes into her chemist’s. ‘I’ve decided to go off the pill for a while,’ she says. ‘Can you recommend a condom for my husband?’ ‘Sure can,’ says the chemist. ‘Here is the latest line. It’s called the Olympian. It’s coloured gold and, as it says on the packet, “Gives a winning performance”.’ The lady looks unimpressed. ‘Do they make a silver one?’ she asks. ‘I would rather he came second.’

It is a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred has a date with Peggy Sue. He arrives at her house and rings the bell. ‘Oh, come on in!’ Peggy Sue’s mother says as she welcomes Fred in. ‘Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?’ ‘Iced tea, please,’ Fred says. Mum brings the iced tea. ‘So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?’ she asks. ‘Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach.’ ‘Peggy likes to screw, you know,’ Mum informs him. ‘Really?’ Fred replies, his eyebrows rising. ‘Oh yes,’ the mother continues. ‘When she goes out with her friends, that’s all they do!’ ‘Is that so?’ asks Fred, incredulous. ‘Yes,’ says the mother. ‘As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let her!’ ‘Well, thanks for the tip!’ Fred says as he begins thinking about alternative plans for the evening. A moment later, Peggy Sue comes down the stairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a poodle skirt, with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greets Fred. ‘Have fun, kids!’ the mother says as they leave. Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue bursts into the house and slams the front door behind her. ‘It is called the "Twist", Mum!’ she angrily yells to her mother in the kitchen. ‘The dance is called the Twist!’

Chat-up Line:- • Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!

A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.

TODAY’s DAILY INSULT; They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did such a perfect job on you?

Did you get a grip on it's ancestry?

Maybe he wanted to experiment with keyhole surgery!

I wonder what the "aim" of the gallery is or are they just taking a pot shot?

Would it no be just as cheap to use a local agent rather than pay for travel and accommodation? I am not sure if VFS will allow a third party to collect your new passport, if they do not you need to look at two trips. BTW what is the "interview" for?