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Big C is still there and for many in the area, like me, it is their main grocery shopping place! The next closest supermarket is Rimping on the other side of the river.

FYI there are now no ATMs inside or near PANTIP Plaza. The last one which was near the car park entrance has beeb removed as of course have the Bangkok Bank Machines. I belive the nearest one is outside the Mini BigC near to Suriwong Bookshop.

Says who?

Being serious for a minute, have you tried a slingshot?

If you attck them with salt would that not be classified as asault and maybe classified as torture as we are all advised that salt is bad for us?

Try clubbing them with the gun!

My notes say nothing about killing! If the killing is swift is it torture?

I'm sure I've heard this before on multiple occasions or am I just repeating myself!

Just neck exercise for men?

Have you no gumption or as In your case has it broken into your mind that "FORD" could stand for "Failure Of Ranger Driver" who bites off more than he can chew by attacking a toothless stranger! Suck on that and see if it bites your bum! PS; Since Ford's brakes break all the time could you give us all a break by not driving your broken down breaking-less vehicle at breakneck speeds and breaking my peace! Assuming of course you can actually get it to start! ????

Paintball guns, BB guns and airsoft guns are not considered firearms, so it is legal to possess them without having a permit or registering them. However the owner must comply with the following conditions: • The gun hasn’t been modified to use CO2. • Only plastic bullets are used – no metal bullets or marbles may be fired. • When carrying the gun outside of the owner’s property it must be packed in a safe case or box. It is not allowed to be carried in shirt or trouser pockets, nor can it be left out in the open. • The gun can’t be used to commit a crime or torture animals.

Chat-up Line:- Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

TODAY’s DAILY INSULT; What do you use for contraception? Your total lack of personality?

There was a fire at the Inland Revenue office in London last night, but unfortunatley it was put out before any serious good was done.

I am not complaining but the only letters I get are from my mother and even they are addressed ‘To whom it may concern’.

The Department for Environment announced that a new electric car is to be withdrawn from the market. A spokesman said: ‘It was a failure. It could only travel three yards as the flex wasn’t long enough.’

At the British Rail tennis championships this week, a Surrey engine driver was forced to retire from the mixed doubles after a low ball in the midland region left his services severely disrupted.