Tuco Ramirez

What have I been through, exactly?

I was in 7/11, just grabbing my usual stuff, when a 7/11 employee who I have seen many times before walked passed me, pulled down her face mask and gave me the biggest smile one can imagine. My faith in Thai humanity has been restored, at least for a while. When Thai women genuinely smile, they are the most beautiful people on Earth. 🙂

why would you buy me one?

I hate Rolex.

What do sexpats look like?

Never. Do you?

I have a small bum and I also use the best cologne.

Call the cops then! Or do you actually like it?

really?? which train is this?

I don't like Pattaya.

Not if you are there.

to the roof?

Well they can close the doors if they don't like it. Nobody is forcing Thailand to be a tourist hub - they brought it all on themselves!

Never been to Kobe. And my name is Tuco, can't you see that?

I just can't get over how friendly Taiwanese people are, especially the women. I reckon I'd clean up over there.