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I offered to swap him my account to help him out, but nobody would believe those numbers are his.

I only count 7 names, which one am I missing? DOLF BIGNOK SUSANLEA HARRISFAN MAESARIANG SPARKTRADER KHAOSOKMAN

No, they must be on a mix of meth and alcohol for that. If they were smoking weed they would be in a pizza shop trying to hug everyone. You got your stims mixed up.

I really don't know what to say at this point. Never thought he would make it. I'm gobsmacked, for lack of a better word.

The bad news is it looks like he made it out of the airport and found himself a cheap taxi. The good news is the taxi appears to be heading in the wrong direction, away from Pattaya. So everyone down in Pattaya can breathe easy for now because hopefully he will not be arriving there anytime soon.

I can hardly believe it myself, but it looks like he might've actually made it to Bangkok. I guess it won't be long before he hops in a taxi from the airport down to Pattaya. On second thought, he probably can't afford a taxi, so he'll take the bus. Still looking like he needs to take a dump tho.

Practice makes perfect. In Thailand you often get a rub and tug with it.

It was Ted. I witnessed the crime.

Try rolling yourself a spliff instead. It will probably do you a world of good. Far better solution than the cocktail of bipolar and antidepressant meds you are on now.

I say it would be even better if you didn't make a peep at all on AN.

Sounds like the ideal lifestyle, Georgetta. Sitting around all day by yourself, counting up tubes of toothpaste, thinking up new names for dental clinics that have the word "smile" in it, writing down in your journal every time you take a dump. And then when the day is finally over, you spend 2 hours touching up your pink fingernail polish. You have so much to look forward to in retirement. Wow, I'm getting jealous just thinking about it.

Lol. You do not have the faintest clue what Thai lovers do in private.

Maybe... Unless perhaps she has something else on her mind.

I always carry one of those little green colored HongThai inhalers just in case you suddenly get a whiff of something unpleasant. Last thing you would ever want to be forced to sniff in Thailand is a Harrisfart. Good thing he's still locked down in his mum's basement in Brisbane... At least for the moment he is.

Give the man some credit. He actually made it onto the airplane, which is already more than anyone ever expected of him. No idea where he is heading though, he looks a little stressed. Let us hope it is just because there is a long queue for the restroom and not because he somehow boarded a flight to Uganda instead of Utapao. 😂✈️