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Any chance of you giving us a clue as to where exactly in Jomtien this bar is?????

On Wednesday a meeting took place in Pattaya City Hall chaired by Khun Woodhesuk, one of the deputy mayor’s, and attended by tourist police and district officers as well as some local business representatives to discuss the success of the first homeless children project which had been established last year.

The attendees agreed the project, which aimed at taking homeless children aged between 13 and 17 off the streets of the city and into a learning and training environment, had been largely successful. A number of corporate sponsors indicated they were keen to continue to help with funding the project, with its ancillary benefit being a potential reduction in street crime.

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At around 10pm on Tuesday night a 31 year old Thai man came to the Soi 9 police station accompanied by his 13 year old niece and her 13 year old friend to make a report regarding an alleged rape which had taken place on the 13th of April this year in the Bali-Hai port area.

The friend of the man’s niece said she had arranged to meet her boyfriend and four of his friends at the Bali Hai port and brought the alleged victim along for company. She claimed she had gone out to buy some food with her boyfriend and when they returned the four Thai youths and the victim had disappeared.

The niece later claimed she had been forced to perform sexual acts against her will by the boys but had the kept the incident secret from her uncle because she was scared. Her uncle noticed his niece had been very quiet and withdrawn since April and had finally managed to get her to tell him what had taken place.

Police are investigating the allegations and are suspicious of the girl’s friend who knew the alleged rapists and may have arranged to bring the victim along for the express purpose of offering her up to her boyfriend’s friends.

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In the early hours of Wednesday morning police and Sawang Boriboon Rescue workers were called to a fatal motorbike accident that had taken place in Soi Wat Boon in Jomtien. The victim, who was not wearing a helmet, had been riding at some speed along the dark stretch of road when, according to witnesses, he swerved to avoid a stray dog wandering in the middle of the road. He lost control of his machine and crashed head first into a concrete retaining wall and died instantly.

The victim was not carrying any ID, only 2,000 baht in cash and a lottery ticket. Police are investigating further.

Disturbing photos of dead man witheld can be viewed at--

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Two Thieves from Suphanburi Arrested

While Pattaya Police and volunteers were patrolling Pattaya Beach Road in the afternoon of 12^th June they received a report through the radio that residents had helped a tourist couple capture 2 thieves that snatched their bag at the entrance to Soi 6.

When the officers arrived they found residents detaining two Thai men; Pramuan aged 22 and Jakkaphan aged 20 – both from Suphanburi province. The victims, Mr & Mrs. Herbertson from Austria were there pointing the culprits out to the police.

It was found that while the couple was walking in Soi 6; the suspects snatched the lady’s bag and made a run towards to the beach. When the local motorbike rental vendors saw the tourists chasing the men and screaming for help; they assisted by capturing the men and called the police.

The men confessed to the charges and were taken to the station.

Pattaya People News

Uncle and Nephew Snatch a Woman’s Bag

At half past midnight on 13th June the Pattaya Police were informed by a Miss Sirinart aged 21, and her friend that while they were heading home on their bike at Thepprasit Road 2 men on a motorbike stole one of their bags.

The police radioed out to various divisions and it wasn’t long before they caught up with the suspects and made their capture.

The suspects were found to be 28 year old Charnchai and his 16 year old nephew Ekkayut who snatched the bag. They still had the evidence of the bag on them contained some money, a mobile phone and some personal belongings.

Charnchai confessed on planning this robbery by inviting his nephew to join in and he would give the boy a part of the share. He claimed that this was their first time.

Anyway, the men were taken to the station for further investigation.

Pattaya People News

Members of Yaba Gang Captured

This is one successful piece of work by the Chonburi Police who collaborated with the Pattaya Police in capturing 3 members of a notorious yaba gang on 13^th June.

The officers investigated until they discovered that the gang was at a rented house in Piamsuk Village near 3^rd Road, so organized a sting operation by ordering drugs from the gang.

After the exchange, all three men, Weerayut – 20, Somyot – 32, and Gomon – 34, were arrested together with evidence of 182 Yaba tablets, 3 mobile phones that they used for drug dealing, and were taken to Pattaya Police Station for questioning.

At the station they confessed to dealing in drugs. They stated that before they worked together at a gay bar and later decided to rent a house and deal in drugs for a living, selling drugs to nightlife people.

They are now being proceeded against by law

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Two Girls Claim Rape by Four Men

At Pattaya Police Station around half past midnight on 13^th June, Mrs. Chamnian, aged 40 and Mr. Nikorn, aged 17 brought in two 13 year old girls who are students at a school in

Pattaya to make a report that both girls had been raped by four 17 year old teenagers at a motel in Pattaya during Songkran and were now constantly being pestered by the men for sexual favours.

The girls stated that it all began on 13th April, which was Songkran, when they met the 4 men on Beach Road and liked each other.

During the evening the men took them into a motel in Soi Bongkot for a bit of hanky panky. When they were done they took the girls home and threatened them not to tell anyone. From then on the men would come by their school and made dates with them on weekends to sexually molest them both over and over during the last few months.

One of the girls’ elder brother, Mr. Nikorn noticed something wrong with his sister so questioned her until he found out what was going on so went to the neighboring house of the other girl to inform her mother, Mrs. Chamnian. The other girl also confessed what had happened and so the couple took the girls to the station to make a report.

The police are now searching for the 4 men with the details that they got from the girls and further investigations are ongoing.

Pattaya People News

Royal Thai Police visit Pattaya to View Project 50

At 2 pm on 12^th June a group of officials from the Royal Thai Police Department in Bangkok traveled to Pattaya, headed by

Commissioner General’s Assistant; Police Lieutenant General Adul Saengsingkaew to learn more about what the “Pattaya 50 Project” is all about and how it helps residents and tourists. All officers involved in the project, together with their chiefs, attended the meeting to explain the process to their guests.

The “Pattaya 50” Project began on 26^th March and will continue to the 30th September 2007.

The Pattaya 50 Project is made up with a combination of officers from various divisions in the Eastern Seaboard area from Chonburi right down to Sattahip and is set up at Pattaya Police Station. These officers have provided help by combining forces and suppressing crime in Pattaya.

Pattaya People News

Food and Hoteliers Expo in Pattaya during August

An unofficial Press conference was held at Pattaya City Hall in the morning of 12^th June regarding the Pattaya Food & Hoteliers Expo ‘07, the first hoteliers gathering event in Pattaya to be held in August.

This event is hosted by Pattaya Council, Tourism Authority of Thailand, Chefs’ Association, Food & Beverage Association and the Housekeeping Club.

The event intentions will be to improve the standards of Pattaya’s Food Industry and to create interesting activities to attract tourists to Pattaya. The Pattaya Food & Hoteliers Expo ‘07 can be considered as the first official Trade Fair for Hoteliers in Pattaya.

The Expo has the aim to improve the service providers’ standard to be “professional” especially in Hotels, Restaurants and Catering businesses. These organizations will get a great chance to show their workforce efficiency through the Pattaya Professional Hoteliers Competition.

The Expo will take place at the A-One Royal Cruise Hotel, Pattaya Beach Road, from 9th-11^th August. An official Press conference with more detailed information of this event will be made on 26^th July.

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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little

thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful, younger sister. My

prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and

generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,

and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She

never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me

that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She

told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married

and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and

couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you

want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When

she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the

stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline

straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards

my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very

happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

BUMP

, for the reason this shlt is funny as f##k and needs to be read.

BRING BACK LIBYA

A miss understanding !!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes it was a miss understanding!!!!!!!!! (to quote you) but this coming from someone who has the nic pattaya_girl when you are a male, i think you need to have a good look at yourself, for the time being i will say no more.

Maybe it started due to an excess of friction, running low on KY Jelly perhaps.

Mr. Rosner says an abundance of KY can be found at the Dongtang Police Substation.

Correct has asked Mr.Rosner repeatadly if Mr.Rosner is playing with a full deck because Correct thinks Mr.Rosner is a can short of a six pack.

OK this is the lie of the land until Libya returns i will keep pumpimg out the pattaya news, if anyone else wants to take over go for it. I am just about to go and change my sig.. for bring back Libya... you reading this old boy it's all yours............

If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a Jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

* Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

* Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

* Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

* Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but You'll also be getting paid for it.

* Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place.

* Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after, you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

* Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

* Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

* Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

* Anorexics. When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

* An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

* Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.

* Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

* Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

* Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

* High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

* Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your Cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.

* Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so it may as well look like one.

* A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

* Avoid bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone with whom you disagree.

* Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.

* At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy 'Next customer Please' sign for dyslexic shoppers.

* Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

* A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

* AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally. Brilliant!

* HOUSEWIVES. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

* OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

i find large quantities of Gin (diluted with a splash of tonic) seems to work.

Pattaya Police Arrest Copy Vendors

The Pattaya police were informed by disturbed tourists that they spotted CDs, DVDs, and counterfeit products being sold at the Thepprasit Weekend Market, which they assumed was a violation of copyright and requested the police to investigate.

On arrival the police first found a stand selling Abercrombie shirts therefore arrested the vendor, 36 year old Natee Kiattihiran and seized 29 fake designer shirts.

Another vendor; Sukrit Sirisom, aged 23, was selling music CD copies so arrested him and seized 200 CDs.

Vendor Jiw, aged 16, was found selling DVD movie copies so the police arrested him and seized 280 DVDs. All were taken back to the station where they confessed to violating international copyright laws.

Pattaya People News

Beggar and ‘Joe’ Steal Car Parts

At 2 am on 11^th June the Pattaya police were informed by the Banglamung Police that they were chasing two men on a red Honda Wave motorbike that had just stolen a resident’s car boiler and fled into South Pattaya.

The Pattaya police caught up with them near Pattaya 3^rd Road when they threw away the evidence and their bike crashed. The rider fled into the bushes and the police arrested his passenger, 40 year old Udomsak and took him back to the station.

Udomsak stated that he is a beggar by trade. Sometimes when he needed money he would collect garbage to sell. Earlier that day his friend Joe invited him to go steal car radiators together. They were about to sell the metal when the police spotted them so they quickly fled the scene. and he was eventually caught.

Further proceedings will be made against him and a search is now on for his friend Joe.

Pattaya People News

Korean Golf-Teacher Arrested for Drug Dealing

The Pattaya police arrested a drug dealer; Mr. Kyung Suk Lee, aged 41, from the Republic of South Korea at 4 am on 12^th June on Pattaya 3^rd Road.

The police learned that Mr. Lee was dealing drugs therefore organized a sting operation to buy drugs from him in front of the apartment that he was staying at in 3^rd Road – opposite Paragon Place. When Mr. Lee handed over the drugs and collected the money, the police made their arrest and then went up the apartment to search his room.

In the room the police found Miss Uab, aged 23, taking drugs. A total of 4 bags; 8.2 grams of ice drugs and a large amount of drug-taking equipment were found.

At the station Lee confessed that he works around Pattaya as a golf teacher. As for the woman; he only brought her to the room that night for sexual purposes.

Lee was charged for dealing drugs and Uab was charged for drug taking. At the moment the police are questioning Lee to find out where he got the drugs from.

Pattaya People News

Speeding Car Hits Truck with Workers

The Banglamung Police were informed at 9.30 pm on 10^th June that an accident occurred on Road 36 to Rayong and someone was killed at the scene.

It was found that a car driven by a furniture delivery man, Ruengsak, aged 34, was speeding and hit a pickup truck’s rear that had Cambodian workers in the back. The impact caused the 8 men to fly off the back of the truck onto the road – killing Mr. Cha, aged 30, instantly. The truck overturned and driver and the head of the workers, both Thai, were stuck in the upside down truck until officers came to their rescue and got them out. Seven of the workers were injured and sent to Banglamung Hospital.

The car driver tried to flee the scene but didn’t succeed therefore was arrested and taken back to the station where he will be charged with causing death by reckless driving.

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Did Unknown Man Commit Suicide?

At 3 pm on Monday 11^th June, the Pattaya police were informed that a tour bus had hit and instantly killed a Thai man on Sukhumvit Road.

On arrival the team found the body of an unknown Thai man aged around 30-40 years old in front of a tour bus. He had no ID on him other than 50 Baht and a lighter.

An eyewitness, Miss Sathaporn told the police that she was on her way to pick up her children from school. She had to stop at the side since too much dust was getting in her eyes – suddenly this man jumped onto the back of her bike and demanded her to drive ahead. She refused and he threatened to beat her up. Fortunate for her some passers by came to her rescue and unfortunate for the man, he fled by running out onto the road into the path of the tour bus which hit and killed him.

The bus driver Mr. Wassan told the police that he was on his way to take his Korean passengers to a restaurant when suddenly this man jumped in front of the bus and he couldn’t stop in time.

The Sawang volunteers took the body to Banglamung hospital and the police are now trying to find out the identity of the man. Was it an accident or did he commit suicide?

Pattaya People News

Maybe the OP should have played this the Thai way. Mr. Rosner suggests that when in this situation next time, that you smile a crooked smile, say something unintelligent and then excuse yourself for the door.

Wait for the bast!rd by his car but not after slashing his times and scratching his paint. If he comes out alone make sure you sneak up on him and hit him in the back of the head.

Yes, the Thai way is the way you should do it - honourable, effective and popular.

Mr. Rosner recommends this highly.

Correct would like to know if Mr.Rosner is playing with a full deck, as you come across a sandwich short of a pic-nic.

Updated: [June 12, 2007 ]

PATTAYA POLICE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT CASE OF GANG- RAPED 16 YEAR OLD GIRL

The police investigation of the gang rape of a sixteen year old girl has run into difficulty. The girl said that she was raped by a gang of men from two minivans, but there was no semen in her vagina. Police declared that some of the men in the gang were foreigners.

Miss Gaew (alias), the 16 year-old girl said she was gang raped by a large number of men in two minivans coming from Bangkok to Pattaya. She also, allegedly, saw four to five other girls in one of the vans. Miss Gaew escaped by pretending that she needed to go to the toilet and ran away.

On 11 June 2007, at 11 AM, reporters met with Pol.Col.Nopadol Sorasamran, Banglamung Superintendent, Chonburi. Pol.Col.Nopadol declared that the physical examination of Miss Gaew revealed a two mm. tear in her vagina. There was also some dry blood, but no semen. A more thorough examination will not be able to be done for two weeks.

During the first interview, Miss Gaew appeared to be quite confused, but basically said that in the middle of the night on 9 June 2007, she left her apartment to go the convenience store to buy some water. A powder, of unknown composition, was tossed at her face to blur her vision. She was then carried up to a minivan. Police did not find her story completely credible. Additionally, the girl said that she is studying at high school level but is actually in third grade. She also helps her mother who sells bean sprouts in a local market. Police are working with other relevant departments to thoroughly investigate this incident.

Police declared they have identified about four of the gang members and a few of them are foreigners. Police also took Miss Gaew and her mother to show them the location of the incident and the place where she was able to escape; and to ascertain their route from Bangkok to Pattaya. Hopefully, the police will be able to arrest the whole gang of criminals soon.

Reporter: The investigation of Miss Gaew is very unclear. A TV channel reported that one of the men from the two minivans was her boyfriend. So, it is not clear what actually happened. The girl claimed that she was raped by more than 10 men, but there were no traces of semen. The police said that there were foreigners in the gang. There were also, reportedly four or five other girls in one of the minivans. They were going from Bangkok to Pattaya.

Could it be human trafficking?

Could it be drug trafficking?

The whole affair is quite upsetting.

Further information will be reported immediately.

Pattaya Daily News

LATEST NEWS

Monday 11th June 2007

Gamblers Arrested.

Early on Monday morning police raided an apartment in central Pattaya after being tipped off that a group of people were engaged in the heinous crime of gambling for money.

Marshalling their extensive forces the police dropped everything and rushed en masse to the scene where they apprehended five men who were clearly playing card games for monetary reward.

The miscreants were taken into custody and transported to the Soi 9 station where they were charged and fined for gambling offences. The vast sum of almost 700 baht was impounded as evidence of their evil activities.[/size]

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