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13 hours ago, vinegarbase said:

I just went last week to register my address at Jomtien and they said that I must do it every time I leave the country and return.

Oh my Buddha, last time I came back to LOS, the lady at Immigration said not to bother reporting if I return to my same address here in Pattaya.....asked her twice and sent her to her supervisor....same answer....and she was telling everyone in line the same thing....lol....??

Water.....just before it was turned into wine at the local church....lol....?

14 hours ago, Whitson said:

Simple.... rent the condo above and give him a dose of his own medicine.

Then negotiate....from a position of strength!

I had a neighbor like that.....so I just got the boom out and started tapping on my ceiling whenever Big Foot was stomping around up above....?

I always offer them a ride....to the nearest police station.....just a bunch of bottom feeders.....get rid of them.....please...???

Just for fun, I send stuff to LOS and make sure I spit on it and wash it in the toilet....of course warn anyone on this end about my prank.....Customs and Post Office folks enjoy.....??

16 hours ago, akirasan said:

I'm sure his rich dead friend appreciated the gesture.

That would be his rich DEAD friend....lol...?

I think it is duck and cover drill for you and your money....put your head and your money between your legs and kiss your butt and money good bye....?

21 hours ago, moontang said:

the education majors here are just about worthless, same with the US, but at least in the US, a few  can actually function at a job other than  being a teacher.

Sounds like a former teacher?  ?

23 hours ago, adjustedpete said:

Lmao...TV is screwed

As it always has been....lol....?

The "Spin Doctors" are working over time once again....??

Just stand on the corner of Pattaya Klang and 3rd Road at anytime during the early morning hours and you will see the same thing happen on an hourly basis....??

I killed my TV long ago and always start with the sports page in the local paper and stay on the page for the duration.....lol.....?

Just make sure a rowboat is part of the purchase plan....lol...?

15 hours ago, chingmai331 said:

Direct air flights from CNX to Luang Brabang.  Save some time and enjoy the ride.

I think you mean Luang Prabang?  Daily on Bangkok Airlines from Suvarnabhumi...?

This is one of the best wind ups I have seen on TV......kudos! ???

On 9/3/2018 at 7:29 PM, OneMoreFarang said:

With fasting you lose about 1kg in 3 days. I did it several times for about 3 weeks in cool climate a long time ago. Only water, nothing else.

At the beginning the weight goes down even more because the stomach is empty but in the moment you start to eat again the stomach is full again and that is obviously extra weight.

If you/she does it right she won't be hungry after about 3 days.

But make sure you know a good enough doctor who you trust and can call anytime.

 

And certainly do not take the advice of any TV doctor.....geez....??

Kind of reminds me of the dessert guy at the Hilton Hotel dessert buffet.....ran out of chocolate syrup, so replaced it with chocolate pudding.....same, same, but different...lol...?

Just another normal day in the Kingdom....ho hum....those "ladies" need to fill out a job application for taxi driver in Pattaya....??

Looks like the Taxi Mafia needs a few more lessons in the art of stick fighting....?

15 hours ago, Guderian said:

If you want to live on the Baht bus routes because you can’t ride a motorbike you’ll find that accommodation is (much) more expensive than if you move away from them. Many older people are scared of riding motorbikes, but the smarter ones do something about it. You can get numerous modified motorbikes with three wheels in Pattaya if you’re worried about balance. Some have a very wide pair of wheels at the front or back, like one of those down-market Harley hogs you see, if you really feel unstable. Others have a narrower separation if you’re just feeling a little bit nervous. If you’re really pushed for money then you can buy a Thai-style samlor, like the street vendors use. Get a second-hand scooter like a Honda Click, maybe 20K or 30K Baht, and for around 10K-15K Baht you can have a sidecar made to your own specifications and attached to it. Quite a few disabled people in Pattaya get around in one of these, the sidecar is made to fit their wheelchair and they have a ramp at the back that lowers down for easy access. The other great advantage of the samlor is that you can have a nice, big sunshade fitted for around 2K Baht, no point in getting toasted in the sun if you don’t have to. Heck, you can even have a music system and cooling fan installed if you want, your imagination’s the limit. If those options don’t suit you then there are numerous small battery and petrol operated three wheel vehicles on sale, like mobility scooters for example, that will enable you to live in the cheaper areas and still get around where you want. Rent is probably the biggest single expenditure for most people here, so minimizing it while still having a nice place is important. Getting yourself fully mobile is one way to cut your costs in the long run.

 

Anyone that suggest you get a motorbike is off their rocker.....quick way to an unhappy ending at best.....lol....?????

I love it when they sneeze on the fruit.....??

It has been my observation that Extra power gives one the right to run the red lights....lol....??

I'd take the red one in a heartbeat....great job....?????