Somtamnication

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

you know things are bad when old girlfriends I have not heard from in years are texting saying they forgive me. 

LOL. I was wondering why Noi, Hoi and Moi called me this week. That explains it!

Wait till you see Nai Yang. Filthy and with oil patches everywhere!

I done told ma wifey that she ain't perty without her tampon on her neck! 

I spit my coffee out and had to go to the hospital for burns. What a read that was!!!

3 hours ago, grandpa said:

And this is newsworthy because  .....??????

Because it is now Aseanow.com. 

Their local BBC chap better row away on a boat, quick!!!

I tried walking to the place and was stopped as I did not have a passport or my smart phone. Walking to an open air pier. Someone slap me!

The boys in green have been  there for months and months. This is news?

The PM has to approve the payment. It ain't happening, Jethro!

Rescued a baby myna being looked at by 3 cats. He is a bit cold. Any place where I can buy hay and simulate a nest for the little guy? We are using paper shreds at the moment.

Kajonkiet also has closed. Parents found out AFTER school pick up. 2 weeks of online classes. Rumours abound that cleaning staff was infected.

Woops! Reality is setting in for us. These hi-so hospitals are making a killing!

While at their money making branch next to Big C, 2 elderly foreigners tried to sign up in person. Both turned away with the news of the new online app and prepay. "Hodpital order from America when your money pay to us" was the explanation.

Very bad handling there, BKK Hospital!

Yep! Houston we have a problem! These people will create new lockdowns due to their incompetence!