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The match is live on skysports so the stoke message board said.We have sophon cable here in pattaya but realy get fed up flicking the channels and then see it on 2 hours after the match.I always listen to stoke on the world wide stoke website for about 30 quid a year.I am sure that there will be a live feed on the pc,so a bout 6 stokies will be at my house for a bbq and a good pissup to watch/listen to the mighty potters get promoted.

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Good luck to Stoke on Sunday. However I am going to invest £500 on Stoke going straight back down. Should return about £300 me thinx.

I am a Coventry fan so I am wanting you to win.

Thaksin again showing that he has little understanding or maybe he does,nt give a s£%t what the supporters (voters) feel. Man City did the double over Man utd. This does not happen very often. Sven bought a load of unseen players at the start of the season because of the late takeover by Thaksin.The team had a fantastic start but like many teams with lots of new players hit a bad patch. This is where Thaksin shows his inability to understand the real world. Just because you throw loads of money at something does'nt mean you get instant results. This may happen when your Primeminister of Thailand as even if your plan fails it will appear to everyone that you succeeded. If he sacks Sven he will need to bring in a manager that can do better or he will find the fans turning on him. He is not a Man city supporter. He rarely goes to the matches and the fans will soon forget about the money he has put into the club and call for his head if the results are not instant. I personaly hope that this happens as Thaksin is quite obviously a very crooked man and I would like to see the media print some real facts about the man.

Sven will be off to Chelsea I would imagine? Could'nt of worked out better for him.

You eat it or what?? or are you just full of sh1t

The wife only uses a couple squares each movement. She has no hair and I have an afro growing out my rectum. It isn't the money, but the amount of time it takes to clean and in the end, is it really isn't that clean. A few months age I was walking the isles at the market and came across "Nair" hair removal. A treatment every 45 days and practically no clean up.

Have you ever heard of Gillete?

Have you ever tried to shave your arse with a razor? I have not but will give it a try when I take my monthly bath. Will post the results and b4 and after pics here. You lucky people.

The roads on Koh Tao can indeed be rubbish but seeing as its about 2 miles max from one side of the Island to the other its not that much of a biggie.

I have been on Koh Tao for nearly five years now, and the internet speed here has never been over 800 KBPS, and averages closer to 500KBPS (That's K, NOT Mbps!), it is too slow for streaming video, even with my own ADSL, and even web surfing is barely worth it. Can anyone suggest a cure, or perhaps an e-mail address or phone number to complain to (as if that would help!)... The rest of the world is running at multiples to what Thailand is doing, at this rate, Thailand will remain a "developing nation" forever! Thank you for allowing me to vent

If you don't like it go back to where you came from!

This is Thailand, why should they change just to please a few whingeing foreigners.

The lack of a proper infrastructure is what makes this place so appealing.

Just think what it would be like if eveything worked as it should. All the character would be gone.

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He does'nt like the speed of the internet. He obviously loves the Island. "Go back to where you come from" ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

If i was living on a state pension I would much rather be living on it in Thailand than England.

I knew a guy, Aussie, who smuggled heaps in his hair twice a year.

is there a market for heaps?

Yes and if so how much for an quarter ounce.

at 51 he should know better

Person I knew very well in Goa India, got his house raided by police, he was 52 years old he had hash in his pocket doing a deal and swallowed it,

dont know how much it was actualy but he died of a heart attack 2 hours later.

So I think hashish can be very dangerous in high doses, but then again he could have had a heart condition and not have known it like some older people have.

bottom line is, he is and idiot and with a few years in the Bangkok Hilton, he himself will realise that he is and idiot.

no sympathy what so ever.

I would imagine your friends heart attack was brought on by the stress of being raided by the filth or from the kicking he got from them. Swallowing a bit of hash is not going to kill anybody. If you don't beleave me you should try it.

Tell your friend to go to "Spicy" in Chiang Mai. aka "Fight Club" Its usualy full of <deleted> and your mate should feel at home there and get a good arse kickin!

The condoms bursting in his stomach will not be the reason he is ill. Three broken condoms would be about 40 grams. You would need to digest a whole lot more than that to be in any danger of dieing. In fact if memory serves me right its near enough impoissible to die from an overdose of Hashish.

What gets me is how you go about swallowing 60 condoms with about half an ounce of hash in them. Try swallowing an ice cube hole. Its about that size. How much money would he of made? No more than £3000 I would imagine. Now he's gonna die in a thai jail. Game over!

The condoms bursting in his stomach will not be the reason he is ill. Three broken condoms would be about 40 grams. You would need to digest a whole lot more than that to be in any danger of dieing. In fact if memory serves me right its near enough impoissible to die from an overdose of Hashish.

What gets me is how you go about swallowing 60 condoms with about half an ounce of hash in them. Try swallowing an ice cube hole. Its about that size. How much money would he of made? No more than £3000 I would imagine. Now he's gonna die in a thai jail. Game over!

It is a soapy massage place, or so I'm led to believe...

I thought it was a gym. My mate is always saying" Im off to Sayuri for a jump" Wondered why he never had a gym bag with him when he went??

I dont know where to start?

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How the bloody hel_l does a woman tie her hands to the dead body of her lover( that she murdred) so tight that she would not of been able to escape when she dragged herself into water deep enough to drown in. The bodys self preservation mechanism would kick in when near death, so no matter how much a person wants to die by drowning , if they could escape they would. This means she would of had to tie herself very securely to her dead girlfriend. Now just try and tie yourself up. Now imagine you have to tie yourself to a dead limp body and drag at least 40 kilos along without loosening up your ropes.

I will always come to Thailand as I have done for the last 6 years or so. However if I was someone looking to come to Thailand for the first time I would have to reconsider if I read half the stories of tourists murders and the police's conclusion to these murders. How long will they keep getting away with treating Farangs like mindless fools. Unfortunately it seems that the Local Thai's will beleave any old crap there papers and news programmes tell them. If they don't beleave it they will not question it. This being through fear or Mai pen Rai ness who knows?

Anybody got any statistics on the murder rate( or should we say suspicious deaths) of Farangs in Thailand. How does it compare to other places? I bet its real bad!

If Thailands tourists stop coming the people of Thailand can stand up take a bow and say "Mai pen rai" Time for the people of Thailand to say "enough" start asking question? It may happen ,but only after things have gone wrong, when the tourists stop coming and the rich start to notice there wealth evaporating.

You can always tell those that are old at heart or just dam_n old .... stay at home? run away?

This is the most fun holiday of the year here! (and my second favorite holiday! -- I enjoy Loy Krathong a bit more .. for the beauty of it!)

Indeed I agree with you about song Kran. I am nearly 40 and still love the idea of Song Kran. Its a time to be young at heart again. You can go full on with the celebrations or just take it easy by going out of town a bit. Why some people take every oppotunity to moan about it is beyond me. Old cloths and no mobile phone. Thats all you have to remember. Its bloody hot at the moment and getting soaked in water is not the worst thing that can happen.

Did you seriously think that anyone would comment positively on what you posted? Seriously this is Thai Visa .com. Unless what you post is FACT and prooved beyond a shadow of a doubt you are leaving yourself open for a whole lot of,,,, well what you,ve got basically. Still I am sure this is just a leg pull anyway. Had you said that woman where dropping at your feet wanting to know the secret of your youthfullness you might get a few inquisitive replys or questions from some.

Hello fellow Thaivisas,

I arrived in Thailand at the end of last month and moved to Chiangmai on April 1. I have been to Thailand several times before as a tourist but I am now here with a retirement visa and planning to stay a while. I have leased a condo for 3 months so I am committed for at least that much time in CM while looking for the right place to settle. I like Thai food, practice Vipassana meditation and Buddhist studies but am not into the bar scene. I have met a few people on the fly usually tourists but am looking for some place to hang out where I could meet people who actually live here and develop some friendships. Age-wise i am elderly but physically in good shape, although the heat here is keeping me in afternoons. I like to walk and travel a lot but this activity has been limited somewhat by the heat. My previous visits were always in October, November and December.

I'd appreciate any advice about how to adapt. I am single and feeling a bit isolated at present.

thanks, Bob

Hi Bob. As you said you was'nt into the bar scene, here are a couple of restuarants that a frequented by people with similar interests as yourself. Try out the wonderful Organic vegetarian restuarant "Pun Pun" at the back of Wat Suan Dok (temple) . It is located on Suthep road at the back of the temple as you arrive from Suthep rd. Just get in a Tuk Tuk or song taew and ask for Wat Suan Dok. I am not in any way a vegetarian but the food here is fantastic and you may make some new contacts. Try the crispy flower salad. Sounds strange but it must be tried.

Another great place to eat and make contacts is "The Blue Diamond Restuarant" Moom Muang Road, Soi 9 (at near Sriphum Moat). Again organic vegetarian . Frequented by western Buddhists and many Yoga teachers and students. Most importantly though is the great food. Get there b4 7.30pm to guarantee getting served. It can be really busy.

Try and pick yourself up a recent copy of "Citylife magazine". or check out there website for whats happening in the coming months in CM.

My first stop would be Sayuri complex.

"You dirty old man" said in the style of Harold Steptoe.

Try " Clutch sliperly" doing a reving motion with your wrist and and make a chugging farty noise. Glad to be of help.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea. What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no Idea.

Tell it to a Thai person with a basic grasp of the English Language.

And one for the ladies because without you we would be well bored.

Right then,who's going to wear this one to the Thai In-laws and hope they don't understand English?

I do not own these T-shirts. Honest Guv!

I would like the power to understand Thai woman. Then I would be the most powereful man in my house.

There is a fantastic programme from the BBC its and Horizon special called ( The six billion Dollar experiment) It will show you the making of the LHC. it will blow your mind. You should be able to find it on Torrentz.com. At the start of the programme the scientist tells you that there is a slight chance that if it went wrong the world could implode. Nice to know.

Well you should direct him to www.thaivisa.com. Let him read some of the storys here and maybe he will think a bit about what he is doing. Seriuosly you can only tell him what you know and leave it at that. Some people are just born suckers. Not saying this is your mate, but I really have seen it all as far as Farang men falling for Thai woman. I know men that have been robbed blind by a scheming slapper when everyone around them knew what she was up to. Did'nt matter how many times you hinted to him, or even in one case his mate told him what she was up to, he would,nt have any of it. When he eventually found out he was gutted and alot poorer. He is now some 2 years latter doing exactly the same thing with another scheming slut. Its a live and learn or live and burn situation.

Personally if he was a good long term friend I would sit him down and tell him everything that I know. You wont loose a good friend for being honest.