the gentleman

I think I agreed with all of it, scary!

"Oh thank you, thank you !” says the man. “What is it that I can do for

you?”

Father Christmas tells the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a

quite brutal rogering, Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.

“36” replies the man.

“You’re a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren’t you!” laughed the

jolly fat gay bastard.

excellent!

No Dr, its wendell

well well well, very very funny and yours to Dr!

still laughing! great!

cheers Kevin, never heard that before, still laughing mate!

I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket!

> Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher

> asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All

> the typical answers came up:

> Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being

> uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about

> his father.

> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all

> his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's

> really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and

> let them shag him."

> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some

> colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is

> that really true about your father?"

> "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but

> I was just too embarrassed to say".

33,000 in Phuket, so says my "mate" at immigration, so halve it or double it and then times it by 50 and you should get the result your looking for.

I was thinking the exact same thing while watching.... I think there would not be another leader or Royal in the world, with that much love from his people.

not paranoid buddy, just better read.......

So I'm interested in what you think happenned to Harold Holt.

• He was picked up by a Russian submarine and whisked away to spend the rest of his days working for the KGB
  
• He was assassinated by the CIA because they didn't like that he wanted to pull the troops out of Vietnam
  
• A passing Japanese trawler thought he was a whale, so they harpooned him so they could "experiment" on him
  
• it was a dingo with scuba gear - "A dingo took my Prime Minister"
  

Don't believe everything that you read..

Well with comments like you put across mate, Ill let you get on with it....

to get back to the question - I think Thaksin saved a lot of people in his efforts to curb drugs. As the people here that are a little bit wordly will tell you, the drug culture and the people in it, meaning the heroine addicts and the more extreme of the group are the sh*t of society.

The smokers, the occasional weekend party people, well its life, we should experience most things to make a fair judgement.

Just to let you know Tizme, I worked in this field for nearly 10 years in Australia, if you want to "quote people", quote someone with facts as you said dont beleive everything you read!

The Manchester bloke was found with video of him having sex with 9-15 year old boys............. thats it! no fairy tale crap of Alice in Wonderland......... 42 years - not enough!

"OK. So the Thai Government cleaned up a few scum ! But did they actually achieve any thing that remotely indicates a drop in drug use? The answer is a definate NO."

What are you talking about, what particular part of the medical/drug rehab program do you work in Thailand. You just make a call about something you dont know about and call it fact.............. you are a very funny bloke, or are you woman, and shut up Thomas you wingnut - Re read the sh*t you write and then make another judgement.

If you cant guess where I come from by looking at my avatar, then I guess there really is no hope for you. 

Ought to be a condition of membership

yes, I have read a few of your posts, if you can be a member of this forum - well!

Dear Tizme?,

Firstly mate, I didnt look at your picture, I looked at the comments next to it, so you are an Aussie, so am I.

In your first reply to me, you said "Can you please explain what your reply has to do with my quote?"

this is what you wrote.

The U.S has proved this over and over by trying to stem the flow of drugs out of South America.

That was my reply of "I think you have been to busy watching the Brady Bunch and all those feel good shows as you are so un educated in the world of "The USA" in curbing drug trafficking".

your second reply stated that you will look for more balanced news, what would that be CNN?, Channel 9 - try michael moore and some of his links, not commercial enough to be taken seriously, no NIKE adds - mcdonlads is good for you, and coca cola will make you thin............ balanced?!

not paranoid buddy, just better read.......

Attacking the drug problem at the source has never worked and never will work. For every supplier that is caught another one will pop up.

The U.S has proved this over and over by trying to stem the flow of drugs out of South America.

If there is demand, there will always be supply.

Death penalties for trafficers also doesn't work.

By restricting the supply, all that is achieved is the increase of price to the consumer to cover the risks that the supplier needs to take.

The only way they will ever fix the problem is by elliminating the demand for drugs.

I think you have been to busy watching the Brady Bunch and all those feel good shows as you are so un educated in the world of "The USA" in curbing drug trafficking - please check CIA reports and go to a few web sites other than disneyland.com - they actually have proof of it and even had a national hearing for the CIA's involvement in drug trafficking from South America - would you be from the USA by any chance?

Who will the CIA sell all that heroine to now - did you know since the "eradication" of the Taliban infrastructure in Afganahstan, where no poppy was being produced, the CIA has now taken over those fields and now are one of the highest producers of heroin in the world - fact or fiction? www.rense.com

Well done to the Thai Government........... it cleaned up a few of the scum!

He did ask a couple of questions that went unanswered or unexplained.

q: what does "apec, apec, apec" mean

a: a woman abandoned her child durring apec (The Apec Orphan). and your g/f was saying that she didn't want her child to wind up orphaned that way.

suggerstion: she was probably lying to get you to commit. later she can say she miscarried. very common

touching brother: who was he and what was he doing.

A: gay? perhaps...

A: He may have been offering you a subtle warning. (even if you were to get free of her you may not be free of the family.)

A: I most strongly suspect that he is really her husband or lover. He mught have been checking out the competition. It is very common, so don't discount this. You bring in the money and/or property until they can one day be reunited.

what..............apec, touching brother - what was the question?!?!?!?

Wanderer, I think you wandered off!

I bet you wont post a link here again jonchron, you must admit it is has left you open to all of the above. P.s. have you been stung by bees? as your all swollen...

I personally think this story is universal, it happens in every country. He sounds like he isnt the right type of man that you should be planning a future with.

Thank you for your kind words!

Firstly I would like to say that it seems the farang lady bashing and the farang man bashing is quite tiresome. It seems to me that all of us expats living and working in Thailand have ideas and thoughts on mixed race relationships. I personally couldnt care from what country you are from, your weight, your age, your financial situation - a good person is a good person. I do think that many expats in Thailand have come from broken mariages and still hold that bitterness against the opposite sex and are here to find something "different" - good luck to all of you in your quest!

I look forward to posting more on this board!