The_Eye_Of_Sauron

I'd like to come up the tree too !

....as long as Shivek isn't up there.

with Isaan birds, Stephen Leather identified something called the 'Truth Talk'.

I.e everything that has happened in the past is forgiven and owned up to, but henceforth there is a circle of trust including oneself and the Isaan dolly.

In my experience, the 'Truth Talk' is invariably the time when the biggest lies are told.

You mention a scottish bank, Lloyds TSB are now with the Bank of Scotland

No, Halifax are with Bank of Scotland.

&

Nat West merged with Royal Bank of Scotland.

white dog poo

Buses with wooden parquet floors

Clearly an Apple Powerbook is the laptop to opt for.

There are those cheaper ones (i books?), but they don't have the same visual impact and clean lines

"Apple Macs are best for creative people and those in the media"

In dat case, you better buy a PC.

Suppose i'll get into trouble for that. I better go back and amend it.

Germanists should remember that yes there are 'Ze rules', but we all also have certain fundamental Human Rights as individuals.

...Like not being tossed in the back of a truck in Southern Thailand and suffocated just for demonstrating.

...Or forced into ill-fitting, pastel colored suits sporting small moustaches.

Aussie Miss Thailand

Thai lady miss you too Aussie Croc.

(ps We can speak grammatical English here you know.)

They should let us Mums loose on them !

Don't have to register before getting the passport for Little One.

Thai Birth Cert has to be translated and stamped.

'Suey rorn'.

I am a hot chick. Good spot Bambina.

"Noi" ....that'll never go out of fashion

Somkid is nice.

Not a good sign when he turns the mobile off. Mind you could be the next passanger who nicked it too.

Yes thats happened to me.

"bing bing bing."

"eh?"

it was under my bum. I was sitting on it.

Result!

I have a dream where I am naked and walking around the office.

I am aware that I am naked and feel a bit shy, but continue nonetheless.

Teepangkorn

Do You Have Any Morals? 

Would you be a babysitter?

You shouldn't play things like 'Doctors and Nurses' when you're babysitting. That would kind of be immoral Neenaram.

Or strip poker....same sort of reasoning applies. Also not moral.

I get out of bed at 11 am, which I find means there's less boring time to occupy myself in.

I like to play on Thaivisa quite a lot of the day. Every 3 days or so I go outdoors, but thats a bit boring too.

I get most of my Thai information from Felix Lynn's radio show. That saves me from going outdoors to experience it myself.

I like to treat myself to a cornetto (THB20) from time to time if I am not on a diet, but I haven't had one for over two months. Maybe next month.

Lord Baden-Powell

It would be like London's 'Big Issue'

Members could buy copies from a central depository, then sell them onward to punters.

Better than English teaching.

Yes, my address needs changing.

I live on Witthayu Road, yet for some inexplicable reason, my address is New Petburi Road.

Slightly common people live on New Petburi Road.

Thai visa should start a weekly English language printed newspaper.

Senior Editor ....ME !

It could be called.....

'Thai Visa Times'

He should either have his balls cut off, or be rehabilitated during a period of incarceration and subsequently released on probation.