The_Eye_Of_Sauron

QUOTE(LovelyCutie @ 2005-08-02 18:08:31)

Not your future ex Thai wife?

Would this be after you find out that Rose is my Future Mia Noi?

jinkies !

light the blue touchpaper and retire........

<u doing so well right up to that point!>

U very handsome Shivek, .................look like young bomber.

U stay at home, keep away from us predatory men, and try to get past last mission of GTA San Andreas (ha - I think you'll find that hard).

U handsome, not monkey-monster boy !

I think I speak for everyone when I say Lovelycutie looked like a beautiful supermodel at the pissup in her stripy top.

O angel, o enchantress, O gorgous temptress.

(Lovelycutie now likes this topic again)

I have been conned into posting my photo here,

Shivek you're a nitwit - go back to playing computer games and looking for nud_e ladies in them.

...are you 8 years old?

When the words 'Political correctness' are mentioned here - everyone goes crazy and gets very angry indeed.

Then some neanderthal does something a bit cheesy and a lot of blowhard chivalry emerges.

Eg Brit (licker of arse) Maveric making noises about punching those with wandering hands....even though he's thousands of miles away...(phew, lucky for neanderthal)

I heard that Thaksin got news a couple of years ago that the Mullahs were being paid Government bribes to stay peaceful.

He stopped the bribes - (which seems the right thing to do), then they started creating dissent in retailation.

Now its all mushroomed.

He is the democratically elected leader here- and would win another landslide tomorrow.

Free speech in Thailand allows farangs to criticise him. I wonder if non immigrant Asians staying in the UK or USA would have so much tolerance if they did likewise to the governments there

Maybe you guys will have a chance to spot some beautiful ladies over that video clip!!!

The females vogueing and pouting to camera, in splendid isolation, for when some old Abe Simpson comes and leans against them.....

.... the eyelashes stop fluttering and he gets a kick in the nuts

Photos of The Eye Of Sauron attached...

With barladies its called 'barfining' , with barboys, the same thing is called 'offing'

"nelly" what does nelly mean please?

There is loads of work for an enthusiastic young woman in pattaya.

.....what?

<Oh come on , you all had the same thought >

WEST coast.

Make that west of Thailand.

and its further north than the last quakes- not Aceh. Parallel to Phuket.

Its on ....

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/recenteqsww/Maps/10/95_5.html

Some guy from Thai Anti-Cataclysm agency just cut into all programme channels.

I don't know what he was saying as he was speaking some strange language.

Sorry.

He was a Brazilian National.

I can't see how that qualifies him to work as a Sparks in UK. We'll learn more soon though.

De Menezes had a legit work permit to work as an Electrician in the UK ? - I think that must be a reason to scarper from the long arm of the law. He'd be deported.

What do you do?

Blow my Police Whistle.

Clip him round the ear then give him a good ticking off.

Should we all post a list of what our family, friends, mates down the pub and readers of the Preston Evening News think?

Here's what my Mum thinks (her letter arrived yesterday)

Dear Eye of Sauron.

Blah blah blah....(about thyroid, then about going to a Wedding)

"I shot to the telly and saw what was happening. A cross section lost their lives so it could be a bringing together of different faiths. lets hope so"

Then something about asylum seekers, and a bit about growing grapefruit.

Thats all from her. Hope this helps.

It could have been worse. He could have been a plumber.

Do you know how hard it is to find a plumber in London nowadays?

I'm currently palying 'Narc' . It has a GTA feel about it.

I am a Policeman on missions. I beat up drug dealers and take their drugs. Sometimes I turn it in, but sometimes take them myself (giving me extra powers - eg amphetamines make me run faster).

I can just wander around arresting or killing innocent citizens too.

If I top too many I may lose my Badge, (So in that sense its not true to life).

the efficient elimination of a highly potential threat.

<oy Thomas - you edited this out now! It was a good bit too ! >

The schlemiel was trolling, he got moderated.

Mazzeltoff to Britain's Bobbies.

But Thomas is right about Computer Games too. This Stockwell mission is all just cartoon violence. It is not real and nobody should be twisting their knickers on it.

I bet the Argie who got shot didn't buy a tube ticket.

That is an offense you know.

Why does everyone have to do what Udon says? This isn't Security Council you know.

Bogger the facts....

Lets bomb Rio De Janeiro in retaliation !

I like your commentary Thomas _Merton.

Your people know about suffering and oppression - and how to handle terrorism.

Yes, I agree we won't know until an inquiry is complete (if ever).

This is more like a meeting of Young Conservatives than an chat Forum.

Given the Police already admitted they shot someone who wasn't even vaguely a terrorist, why don't you go tingtong and debate it now (ooh you devils!) rather than prudently 'waiting for an inquiry'.

Its not as if your voluminous punditry is read by anyone