Africanteacher

Dependant Visa is what the OP needs. Not a spouse visa

Sad.

Stock Up

I am wondering if the woman in question is aware that she is being referred to as 'a wife'!

A watch worth over Bt10 million better be a Time Machine!

Fox News, You Say!

Store your data on Google Drive or Dropbox.

I hope that's not the same phone he used to take that rubbish 'selfie' in the bathroom

You better not be wealthy. They're coming for your money. lol Just kidding.

Get her to send you the ultrasound. They usually have the mother's name and EDD (Expected Date Of Delivery) on it.
You could do your Maths from that to begin with.

Tell her the truth, mate. Let the people decide through voting. If they are willing to accept bribes and whinge about the governent they elected later later on the streets, then let them learn their lesson and vote wisely in the next elections.

Tell her that it's an easy way of avoiding another grenade attack

Iskandar Chetae. Look him up on Facebook or something. Speaks good English and super cheap for the professional work he does.

Ah, Not Nigerian then? Not worth Thaivisa!

Not news. Staff at work pick up their phones in a meeting without excusing themselves and begin jabbering to our amazement. They hang up and get back to business like nothing happened, several slides into the presentation.

Easy: Chuck Norris

My ex would call me at 9am on a random day like Wednesday and ask me if I were forckin another girl. One time I just said yes, I am with my boss, in the staffroom and we are having a squelch of our lifetime.
She broke my windows and left, never to bee seen again. Best day of my life

Iraqi or Iranian?

A bit early to use 'peace', I think. I'll only scream 'peace' after the protesters leave the streets with minimal life threatening incidents.

Skype

I would get a promotion at work

I'd be on Facebook showing everyone else how better my life is, compared to theirs. Or the other way round, whinging about any situation until the cows come home.

Where in Phuket did this happen?

Your speed had me clenching my butt cheeks. You shouldn't be allowed on the roads with that kind of lane rape!

How easy would it be for me gaining legal employment in the US being a non-US citizen or green card holder ? , it seems all the job ads I look at want US citizens or green cards holders only

Yup!

Did he dodge the shoe?