somchaismith

Get a life

The other day used the free wifi in Maccas. In order to get 45-minutes worth an online registration form had to be completed, which required a passport or ID number.

Don't let the door slap you on your ass on the way home.

So 7/11 going to help store dogs. Where are they going to store them, in the freezer?

Is that a large gold necklace showing beneath his t-shirt?

Google does not spy on anyone, including YOU. You try to make yourself seem like you are a VIP in this world, and that you would be a worthy person for some corporation or gov't to spy on.

But seriously, you're not important, and believe me when I say this... Google does not give one poop about you or your computer.

Go with Google Chrome.

Tell that to Snowden.

There are some out there but you must pay. I can't be bothered googling for you.

^^spam, I didn't think phone numbers were allowed to be posted.

Some people shouldn't be let near computers.

Also, I find this whole thread very strange as any shop assistant worth a grain of salt would check a returned SD card in their own computer before replacing it.

Can buy cellphone at shop.

Once said to a ladyboy, 'Oh my, what big hands you have.' She replied, 'All the better to steal your wallet with Farang'.

Maybe this will hold some answers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3tqIukBKg

Spam

Welcome to Thailand, newbie.

How did they know there was a shortage of teachers? Did the schools report the shortage? Because in doing so they would be outing themselves for not giving their teachers work permits.

Quite a few language schools supply teachers to the green machine.

" those going on visa runs can register with the bureau, which will then find a way to resolve the problem."

Can imagine that there'll be a large group of foreigners, donning cartoon character neck ties, knocking on the door of the NCPO on Monday morning

If you don't put your date of birth. how do you expect to get any birthday wishes?

So, the victim was given the watermelon and had enough to start eating it before he was handed his change.

Yeah! Like the last the time when they mistook the pings of tortoise and shark tags for the black box.

I didnt think ais charged for incoming texts

They can bill you or deduct money from your credit on behalf of a third party.

What's worse is when you get a new mobile number and you get charged for SMS still being received to it because the number's last owner didn't cancel them.

The Indians can't even stop them from stowing away on their airplanes.

After the customers finish eating at a restaurant, the kitchenhand cum waiter seperates any leftovers and serves them up to the next marks who order the same dish as the scraps.

So, you mean the movies are wrong when a big bank robbery or gold heist goes down and the perps next move is to buy everything in site, without ever being caught?