JoeThePoster

The question must be asked. How many Thais to change a light bulb?

He also warned them not to turn into shady figures themselves.

But there are 50 shades of grey, yes?

Thai dermatologists warn nose filler can cause blindness

The alternative - stay ugly, remain single, w_ank and go blind.

Thailand has a Department of Mental Health !

The headline reads ' beefed up ' suggesting it has been done already but the body of the article says ' wants within 2 months ' but wanting isn't always getting.

With all the ATMs around this will be quite a financial outlay especially for the biggest banks who may not rush into it within 2 months and perhaps selectively too since an ATM in a very rural area doesn't equate to one in Bkk, Pattaya and so on.

I wonder if banks really will accept liability for losses, well not without a struggle anyway.

Meanwhile.......

The Police's Foreign Division could help check whether foreigners' passports used in an application for Thai bank accounts were authentic or not, he added.

Man, this Junta is really good. In fact, it's so good, hidden weapons from as early as WWII are being discovered now.

No worries, amazeballs will come to the rescue.

That is why TAT launched 'Thainess'

I always thought it was to compete with Scotland's Loch Ness.

Both being figments of someones imagination, yes.

"The temple is a religious site and also an attraction," he said.

should offer bungee jumping from that tower

No bungee cord, for those who want to take a real leap of faith.

An Iranian? One of our baht bus experts could easily ID him in a line up, yes.

The survey was carried out by a survey...

Needs to be endorsed by a survey of the survey.

Skid marks on those panties indicate high chance of hail?

i bird, 11 admirers

Like flies to guano.

Okay, how many languages will the staff be trained to say "no have"?

Oh brother !

Good, next return all the dud tablets to China.