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farangroby

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  1. Anutin got these numbers from a fortune teller or did he get them because of his medical skill?
  2. Serious? Hunt someone for 150 Baht??? Yessss, this is farang, they never reported to the police all the other theft committed by Thais , but now is different, the public enemy is a foreigner, so they can be bothered with the fuss, they can even pay the "booze" for the dangerous criminal farang!!! I recommend a reward: dead or alive.
  3. Life lesson! After cleaning and fixing my house, my brother called me saying: "My wife and I are coming to visit you." I went to the kitchen to prepare something for them, but I had nothing to serve; after searching a lot, all I could get was a few oranges, so I made two glasses of cold juice. When my brother and his wife arrived, I was surprised to see his mother-in-law with them, she was visiting me for the first time. So I served the two glasses of juice to his wife and his mother and I placed a glass of water in front of my brother saying, "I know you like Sprite". He realized it was water and drank it. Suddenly his mother-in-law said, "I want to drink Sprite... will you please give me some?" I was there embarrassed, but my brother saved me by telling her: “I'll bring you a clean glass from the kitchen!” After a while, we heard the sound of glass breaking in the kitchen, he came back and said to his mother-in-law: "I'm sorry, it fell from my hands and broke, but no problem, I'm going to buy another one." His mother-in-law refused: "no, it's not necessary!" Finally, when they left, my brother greeted me, put some money in my hand, and said: “don't forget to clean the Sprite that fell in the kitchen so that the ants don't come!” And we said goodbye with a smile full of love... When you are in a more favorable position, use it to lift other people, burying the other won't make you any better!
  4. I don't know what "all you can eat" means, apart from the lexicon, I never eat in places that do such offers nor, in my restaurant, I offer this kind of no-service, close to catering like a stone
  5. Considering that most of these girls normally have a farang portfolio big enough to allow them to have a rich life, it is clear that, as soon as possible, they will return to milk their deep pockets instead of spending 10 hours in the sun growing rice and sugar cane
  6. 500 baht fines for not wearing a helmet are not a big incentive, but neither is going more than two people on a motorcycle, driving without a license, drunk, without lights, in the wrong direction, not respecting the red light of traffic lights, etc. .. risking a few pennies in fines, it will help Thailand reduce accident deaths
  7. But they didn't talk about filling Thailand with just billionaires, they even destroyed historic areas like Khaosan Road to make room for new centers for rich people, and now it seems that backpackers will save Thai tourism
  8. If they had placed me in front of a similar obligation, I would have continued to live together or I would have changed girlfriends, I pay for steaks not people
  9. It would be like asking at Joan of Arc to collect wood for her pyre
  10. In Italy it's much worse, I'm not complaining in Thailand
  11. I never understood the odd fascination of Thai wives for such horrible partners, but I understand when, after years of violence, they rebel and castrate them, hitting them right on their supposed manhood
  12. He promised to end corruption in Thailand in 20 years, he just forgot to reveil when he'll start to do it
  13. Versions should be agreed upon, once it's an emergency, a minute later it's all under control
  14. Bangkok will fall into oblivion, would be better if the Thais think of more serious things
  15. "foreigners should be kicked out of Thailand were not wearing face masks" "many farang dress dirtily and don't shower. All hosts have to be very careful" "Thailand’s health minister apologizes for not wearing a face mask"
  16. If not even the Thai peoples trust the quality and transparency of police investigations, the Pol Col Bowonphop Sunthorn Rekha should ask herself a few questions
  17. Masochism and limitless arrogance, prison and fines are the most popular words in los, no wonder if tourism goes to enjoy holidays in other countries
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