Blueman1

I Went to a Sandwich Shop Last Week that proudly BOASTED " We Can Provide ANY Sandwich you can think of IF we have the Ingredients, Or If Not We'll give you 100$ " I Asked for Crocodile on TOAST & Said " Make it SNAPPY " The server said " CANNOT Do " So I Tried to claim my 100$,He said BUT We Have the Bread & The CROC,But We CAN Only Do it on Plain Bread as the TOASTER Ain't Working,So THEY Couldn't Provide THE Sandwich I Requested..... NO Seriously...I'm Having Cumberland Sausage with Creamy Mashed Potatos,Baked Beans & Onion Gravy......

Filthy Bugger !!

Well Of Course,What Else ??

the fish responsible might have been a great barracuda they taste..... .....Beautiful straight off The Barbie.....

Me For SURE M8 !!

In THIS Case,I'd say RECOMENDATIONS !!

. Would like to know where all the cash made from it goes ...Go on " Have a Guess "

Yeah, From ITALY !!!!

Since prostitution does not exist, he must have asked her to clean his room. When he offered her his thin, soft spaghetti 🍝 as a payment for the cleaning job - she left. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 555 ! 555 !

Scum bag,.....So Does He Support AC Milan or Juventus ??

Oh F.0ff then....

I DO NOT Tell Porkies, Everything I Posted is TRUE.....

WHAT Are YOU Smoking ?? YOU'VE Contradicted yourself !!!

What's Impossible ??

WHY The Laughing Emoji ??

Fookin' PERVS !!

“This isn’t news. It’s something that’s been happening for a long time.” And I'm speaking from Experience Some 41 Years Ago....555 !!

and couldn't care less about the DWP, and in practice even if I returned to the UK I could not imagine the DWP dragging an 86 year old into court for not informing them that they had travelled to another country! ...I Think You'd be Wrong M8,I Reckon They WOULD They have NO Scruples !!!

Flashing it around is asking for trouble in Thailand 🇹🇭 Don't You mean ANYWHERE In The World,NOT Only Thailand M8....

It is surprising how many 'gold necklaces get lifted' from tourists... Especially Those Indian Chaps WITH Insurance....Wink,Wink...

People do get caught.....Happened to an EX M8 of mine ( He's Only A Kopite anyway 555 ! 555 ! ) & They Stopped His SP For a Few Months Until they had their Overpaid Money back.......

I have correspondence from DWP that suggests that on returning to Thailand the pension revert to the original frozen amount when you first went to Thailand.I Was Told exactly that in a Phone Call to the DWP.....So by the time You'd pay for the Return flight & Accomodation in the U.K. It Would be a TOTAL Waste of Time !!

That's Just Plain STUPID In'It ??

Think it happens Regulally M8 !!

Maybe He Didn't have 20k Left on Him ??