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Cops enforcing the laws. There's a novel concept.

Might help to know where you live.

Anyone seen a VMAX in person?

I voted B King for 2 reasons. First it's chain drive & a bigger swing arm c an be fitted. Plus shaft drive upsets a bikes balance if you get on or off the power too fast.

Second the B KING is for sale in BKK.

MY buddy rode a V Rod & he said it was crap. He wants a normal Harley.

I vote with Crobiker.

99% sure you will need to buy.

read the topic "jacket for summer riding"

You will see a motocross outfit that would be good.

Buy it & take it home with you.

B King Cycle World

This bike is for sale at Red Baron.

Muscle bike comparo (old MAX)

Comparo

Don't over analyse it.

Problem is a second hand VTEC with legit plate will cost you the best part of 200,000.

btw. I have full titanium exhaust. zero restriction.

Politicians have to earn a living too.

Tonight they are sponsoring an ad blitz on CNBC Asia.

LOL.

My CB400 is so much fun it should be illegal.

Medium rare please. After.

well , letting my imagination run riot , i would say that he puts his head and neck in the bag , ties the knot around his neck and jumps , the knot tightens , simutaneously decapitating him and closing the bag , the body falls in the river and the bag is held by the knot.

I saw that once in that movie "Mission Impossible" forget what number.

So totally it can happen.

Bangkok Dangerous.

btw - it's not me I'm still alive

I put it on there for you Chat.

If I'm not mistaken there is a form you need to file.

But yes the extension is automatic if you are abroad on April 15. No other strings attached.

Remember penalties & interest accrue from April 15 so it's best to be on time if posible.

Nice chop job.

Sure hope the Aussie got frog marched to the airport.

Hold on a sec. POM's fly on "AEROPLANES" so they must leave via the AEROPORT.

80 baht & no never tipped at the car wash.

I'll have to check how much they charge for inside outside wash & vac.

We're so used to seeing US spellings that we don't even realise when we get it "wrong".. How many British people would write 'gaol' instead of 'jail'?

How many "British" would say "wireless" instead of radio?

Cheque?

Now wait a bloody minute. This is all a load of bloody codswallop.

First, and most important, mate, that is NOT a 'small red dot" over my parts, OK? That is a pretty bloody large red square, or rectangle, rather. Hefty, I would call it, and if it weren't for the exertions associated with my alleged beating of the living shit out of those bloody pint-sized armed sissies, which resulted in a certain amount of manly "shrinkage", let me tell you that that red tent-pole cover woulda been as long as a Thai arm.

Secondly, I genuinely forgot to pay at the 7-Eleven, distracted as I was by the constant bloody ding-dong of that bloody front door, which these squat little buggers over here never seem to notice, being so busy saying some long-winded Hello to every other short-arsed bugger that walks in.

Furthermore, I did not steal that <deleted> motorized sewing-machine they call a bloody taxi, sod it. I was just trying to be helpful and demonstrate to the so-called driver (if you can call this funeral procession 'driving' over here) the correct way to burn rubber when exiting the curb.

And the argy-bargy in the paddy wagon? High spirits. That's all.

"Hooray", I thought to myself, "We're going for a bloody ride."

That's all, mate. And the pepper spray? I thought it was deodorant! I was really bloody insulted. Well, OK, I'd worked up a bit of a muck-sweat, I'll admit, with all my alleged exertions. But forced deodorizing? That was the last bloody straw.

And that, your tiny Honour, is why I find meself standing in front of you this morning with me drawers round me ankles. Now, if you'll all just calm down and admit your mistake, I'll just bugger off, then, and no harm done. OK?

'The Aussie'

Nice try pal except they spell it KERB.

You are an American.

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Where's the best cheeseburger? It's nearly lunch time.

Thithi is all girl but she is kind of shy. One other thing she is "tall".

I had the pleasure at Larry's Dive.

Y K Y A I T when: people give way to cars. (My all time favorite).

Although the ubiquitous shoulder rub by the bathroom "guy" that used to happen while standing at the urinal seems to have disappeared. Now that freaked me out.

A simple "Mai Ow Krup" would have solved that. (I'm old enough to remember this too).