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  1. Jesus, you're a barrel of fun.

    Do people call you Bwana?

    No, they call me Jesus evidently.

    When you are treated like a ATM doormat it is not too much fun either.

    This is serious topic, others can do "fun", you just disagree with me obviously

    I like to seethe term 'doormat' catching on.

    I prefer 'pussy whipped door mat''!

    A big thank you to the Trolls in help making this expression of mine I use to catch on.

    'Ave a great Sunday.

    Newsflash mac, it's not your term. But you know that, of course. I guess in your arrogance you think nobody has heard it before.

    It's a pity the pathetic thread you started this morning was deleted. Or did you ask for it to be deleted when you realised you had blatantly admitted to all TVF members that you are a liar...and have fun lying?

    I'm really going to enjoy reminding you of that whenever necessary.

    Of course I didn't invent the saying.

    But when I initially used it, Trolls picked up on it, and its now more regularly used by many on TV.

    But you know that too.

    Not a single word I have posted on TV has ever been a lie.

    Always happy to make a wager on the truth of my statements with the proceeds to be donated to a charity of the winners choice.

    Only one story in my life I have no witnesses to.

    Which I cringe if relating it to others as even to me it sounds far fetched.

  2. Well I only read part of the first page just to see WhoTF would be so bored as to start a topic like this ... what's the point ...soon some idiot will ask ' can any of your friends better a Thai at noise picking' ...................go on mac there is an idea for you ............gee

    The trouble with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

  3. Jesus, you're a barrel of fun.

    Do people call you Bwana?

    No, they call me Jesus evidently.

    When you are treated like a ATM doormat it is not too much fun either.

    This is serious topic, others can do "fun", you just disagree with me obviously

    I like to seethe term 'doormat' catching on.

    I prefer 'pussy whipped door mat''!

    A big thank you to the Trolls in help making this expression of mine I use to catch on.

    'Ave a great Sunday.

  4. another troll thread so that the poor sick bar trollers can pull thai girls down,

     

     

    this site just gets funnier,,

     

    my mate this my mate that,

     

    what did you do OP look in the miror when writing this

     

     

     

    No!

    What prompted me to use that headline was a story breaking around me that will come to a head today.

    When hopefully he will move out before telling her he has been informed  about what's been going on with her cousin( not related of course!)

    Not shocking, just ground hog day Thailand style!-

     

    I was approached by our mutual wealthy Thai friends about their concerns for another friends wifes Thainess activetys.

    Of which by the way, all of us were aware off, but had no details and no interest to get involved.
    I my self became aware 3 years go.
    Apparently this particular affair started immediately as her last gic departed 6 months before she married my friend 4 years earlier.
    A 'resting' soi 6 girl, I was aware she had been blatantly playing away from home the past 5 years, and it was plain to see without a DNA test the new born baby was not his.
    I assumed he knew and accepted it, ' like pussy whipped door mats' do!
    My advice is always, let sleeping dogs lie.
    As I've not known any guy take too kindly to accusations that his wife is playing around or still hooking.
    If an uneducated peasant prostitute can rip a house and car of an educated, informed guy.
    Good luck to her,is my feeling.
    Don't blame the player blame the game!
     
    But, when they told me the Thai boyfriend was getting impatient to wait for him to die.
    And that they thought his bouts of sickness were due to her cooking.
    This is coming from a 'connected, wealthy' Thai family.
    I decided against my better judgement, to tell his best friend.
    I took his best friend to see the Thai person who had all the evidence.
    The best friend then told the victim last night.
    He said he will move out today.
    I hope her begging him to stay will not change his mind.
     
    Amusingly he said yesterday he had to bite his tongue hard yesterday when his wife instructed him to put put 100 baht on her gics mobile!
     
    The 7 million baht  house is in her name and the new truck.
    I did warn him.
    I gave him all the typical books to read and these 2 Stickman threads to read.
    Which should be compulsory before you go out to play in the land of lies.
    But with all the will in the world, you can't fix stupid!
     
    What Falangs ''don't get'' about Thais.
     
     
    Why I never married a Thai.
     
     
  5. It is well known among the elite Thais and moneyed or diplomatic expats that there is ONE and only one international school in Thailand that is worth it if you wish your children to get a very good education to prepare them for the world. And that institution is the alma mater of Timothy Geithner..... (ISB)

    All other "international schools" in Thailand are for the unwashed masses and range from good to mediocre to terrible.

    My daughter is home schooled.

    But if I was to choose an International school.

    For what its worth, I would chose Shrewsbury International in Bangkok.

    http://www.shrewsbury.ac.th/

    I would definitely also recommend 'The last night of the Proms' which they hold there each year.

    Its one of the most entertaining nights you can have in Bangkok!

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    Even if you are not good in bed,they will make you feel you are,and while there are lying cheating bitches,there are also a lot who just want to get a decent man and live a normal life,to say a bar girl cannot get bar work out of her head is like saying a plumber cannot ever change to be something else ,like a builder,which a friend of mine did in Australia,depends on the person.

    Even if you are not good in bed,they will make you feel you are,and while there are lying cheating bitches,there are also a lot who just want to get a decent man and live a normal life,to say a bar girl cannot get bar work out of her head is like saying a plumber cannot ever change to be something else ,like a builder,which a friend of mine did in Australia,depends on the person.


    Getting the girl out of the bar but not getting the bar out of the girl, has nothing to do with the actual performance she has to deliver in the bed as a prostitute with a customer. Its more meant of what is associated with being a bargirl. Lying, dishonesty, money for nothing, lazy etc etc. At least this is how i always perceived it. You are correct that not all of them are like that.

    I agree it is possible to find a bar girl who makes a good partner.

    Sayings I think ring truer are-

    You can take the girl out of the village, but you can't take the village out of the girl.

    You can give a Thai girl a book, but you can't make her read it.

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  7. By their 'special' girlfriend?

    I'd hazard 80% of mine!

    And just how much did she take you for whistling.gif

    Have you

    WELCOME

    Tattooed on your back ? rolleyes.gif

    Personally I prefer to pay as I go.

    I make an agreement, what they expect out of the relationship.

    What I expect.

    I make no promises I can't keep.

    If they are unhappy with the arrangement later I implore them to leave.

    So far, I've had a wonderful 18 year extension of my bachelor life in UK.

    I love Asian women and there chauvinistic culture.

    Designed by men for men.

    The bottom line is if you can’t thrive and prosper in Thailand, you don’t understand how the game works.

  8. Wow I didn't plan to respond but I guess I should. This is my second post and so far I've been called a do-gooder, a guy who

    looks for trouble, someone with a face that begs to be punched and I smell like bacon cause I was a cop..LOL

    If you were there you would have seen that I did nothing to bring these situations on. I have always been a quiet person that knows how to mind my own business. True, as a police officer I've had to enforce some laws that I have been morally opposed to.But through out my career I've tried my best to assist people when possible and focus on crimes that resulted in property loss,death and injury to innocent citizens.

    As I said, although I have spent time in Pattaya, Surin and Chyiaphum(mainly Nong Bua Dang) my favorite places are not

    exactly high tourist areas. I just did not expect the harsh statements from folks that have no first hand knowledge of my

    experiences my demeanor and public behavior. Oh Well lol

    Welcome to Disney Land for men.

    The good news is, there are only a small number of trolls on here, 10-15 maybe,out of the thousands,who nearly always have something negative to post.

    I think I'm beginning to understand more this type of person.

    The reality of someone else's achievements and happiness, is inconceivable to someone discontent and unsatisfied with their life.
    If you mention the make of your car and its not Ford, your posing.
    If you have success with a Thai girl, your lying etc etc etc.
    To be honest I've never experienced anything like it in my life!
    I was in the London Fire Brigade.
    I'm like your self, use to working with real 'men'.
    The anonymity on here makes them feel like 'ruffty tufftys'?
    Anyway, you can guess they don't wear a name badge at the Christmas party.
    'Ave a great weekend.
  9. Why did your Thai Chinese friend refer to the man as "my electrician"? Was he his employee? If so, did your friend offer to contribute to your expense of fitting a new box and meters for your neighbours? Is he still your friend?

    Yes.

    No.

    Yes.

    He expected no payment for his workers assistance.T.I.T

    Thank you for reply. Still not sure I understand though, but then I'm still fairly new to Thailand and its ways

    If the "electrician" was your friend's employee, then why didn't you ask your friend to reimburse your bill? Or are you saying that because "he expected no payment for his worker's assistance" he was not liable for your losses?

    Did he not feel embarrassed, as your friend, that he had caused you considerable trouble and expense, and so felt obliged to make some sort of contribution towards your bills? Or is that just another example of "Thainess"?

    'T.I.T.' meaning what? Two Idiots Talking i.e. your friend to his employee?

    I considered as I was using his staff without any expected payment I was liable.

    I think it could be any example of Thainess in most cases.

    In this case we are very close and that's how we left it without speaking about it again, except the spectacle of his worker running around patting his hair which was smoking.

    T.I.T This Is Thailand.

    You are going to come across this a lot, that's for sure.

    'Ave a great weekend.

  10. Kidney stone or GERD? I bit odd, considering that those two ailments cause completely different symptoms in completely different parts of the body... :-)

    That's what I've been saying all along, And because the doctor listened to his symptoms and thought a colonososcopy was in order, the doctor is accused of displaying "Thainess".

    I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me right now.

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  11. The Thais have been oppressed via poor education for decades.

    Now the elite say they are to stupid to vote!

    A quality education is the privileged of the empowered elite.The masses do not have access to a decent standard of education, and are socially prevented from benefiting from any meaningful advancement. When will an educated population (an informed electorate), be in the best interests of the powers that be ? Perhaps when the centrally controlled system finds itself falling behind Burma and Vietnam.

    Wow! Great observation. Sadly, it also describes my home country. Years of dumbing down that population has also made voters that only respond to "gimme, gimme, gimme." Think you've cast a wide net- that applies!

    Thank you.

    Because of the low standard of education in Thailand and the Thainess taught in the schools, I home school my daughter.

    This web site follows the UK curriculum.

    http://www.interhigh.co.uk/

  12. Why do you have to attack me for asking a simple question , does it make you feel better . Only small people attack someone they know nothing about .Get a life .cheesy.gifcheesy.gifcheesy.gif

    Welcome to the site.

    Not being computer literate, and according to some on here, not at all.

    I had to look up the word Troll.

    Now look at the amount of posts the troll has who is commenting on your remarks.

    Once they get around 400 up.

    You will notice they like to comment of topic and do their best to tease or insult.

    'Ave a great weekend..

  13. I moved into my house 10 years ago.
    The electricity was not on.
    I told my Thai Chinese friend I was booking into a hotel for the night.
    No need he says, Ill send my electrician round.
    He will be able to temporarily connect it for you tonight.
    Really? You sure?
    I'm sure he confidently assured me.
    So there we are out in the street.
    I'm standing behind him holding a torch whilst his fumbling around with the box.
    I had a feeling he didn't know what he was doing and I began to feel nervous.
    I was about to take a step back.
    When suddenly there was a big explosion and we were knocked over into the road.
    I was shocked and winded because he fell on top of me.
    But otherwise unhurt.
    He jumped up and started running down the street, patting his head, with his hair smoking.
    Which was funny at the time.
    The box was now on fire.
    And half the streets lights went of.
    He came running back with a bucket of water to put it out.
    I took it of him and we used sand.
    I had to pay for a an entire new box and neighbours meters.
    Cue trolls!
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  14. I'm getting married in a week. I went to a tailor shop several weeks ago to have a suit made. They were very enthusiastic about my big day. We took the measurements, discussed style, and settled on a price and delivery date.

    On the delivery date, I went to pick up my suit. The woman at the shop informed me that she wanted to take the measurements again because she was unsure if the original ones were correct. They had taken no action in the time elapsed. I was, of course, flabbergasted.

    Mind you, this shop had my telephone number and the telephone number of my fiance and could have called at any time with our full cooperation.

    It is now too late to make the situation right. To make matters worse, they insisted on keeping the deposit. It was a battle to get it back.

    I had been so pleased with their initial customer service quality. I am a regular customer of tailors but recently moved to a new city.

    Thai people give themselves a lot of credit for being friendly, smiling, and considerate of others. But smiling is not the only thing that matters.

    That should really be on a new thread un amusing Thainess story's.

    Trolls would have a field day though.

    Tell me about it.

    Im having 'a car' (can't say which type cos it sets the trolls of) restored

    And I was told 6 months.

    1 year 3 months later, it should once again have been finished yesterday!

    You need a good sense of humour to live here happily.

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    I agree, having a very good sense of humour is a must to enjoy life in Thailand.

    You just can't sweat the small stuff.

    A few weeks ago I went to my local restaurant and ordered breakfast No1, eggs any style they can manage and a cup of tea.

    Ive been ordering the same breakfast for 8 years there.

    The bosses wife took the order and gave me mixed vegetables with chicken.

    It made a pleasant change!

    The eggs were 'hatched' what's the problem?

    Did you get the tea?

    But now we still don't know what came first.........the chicken or the egg......sad.png

    Scientifically they conclude the egg.

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