LoongJohn

Perhaps unwise to play in the water at 04:30 !

This type of incident can and does occur anywhere in the world.

Elsewhere, perhaps, but not 'anywhere'. For example, there are no reports of tourists being attacked while swimming at 4.30 am in Antarctica. The penguins there are really quite friendly.

Elephants should not be ridden and they should definitely not be disciplined with the bullhook - it's sheer cruelty.

The political motivation behind issuing such calendars can't be ignored, but it must be admitted that Yingluck is quite a dish. Don't fancy her brother though!

Is castration an option for the prosecution?

Castration means that the patient can no longer reproduce. It will not stop him raping if he is that way inclined.

Just when you think you have just read the most stupidest

thing about Thailand,something pops up to beat it.never a

dull moment here. P.S. the little boy does not look very happy about it all.

regards Worgeordie

Well, how would you feel about gaining a mother-in-law at that age?

Dreadful experience for the family.

Perhaps they will have learned from it.

The familiar Thai habit of spreading confidence in one's abilities: 'Just leave it to me - I can fix it!' And of course, when nothing eventuates, it's bad manners remind the big talker that he got it wrong!

My Thai wife and I were both young when we married. She had a deep dislike of Thai men whom, she said, had no respect for women. The ones in her family, from what I could make out, were first class ratbags who regarded paedophilia as a perfectly acceptable pastime. We've been married for 52 years now and our Number One Son has just turned 50. Trend-setters? I don't know. We've never been particularly well off, but we're still in love.

It seems only a few weeks ago that there was a problem with flooding...

There's something you don't often see in the news - a distraught actress running around in soiled pants and the deceased sprawled in his car with his trousers down around his knees. Reality can be shocking.

Sorry for my Ignorance but what is "Minging" ??????

Many years ago, 'minge' was a popular euphemism for the female pubic area. There's probably a connection...

Had to be brits who dropped that one US hit most of there targets Think that one said this is for you Hitler your chicken sucks.

You're joking, right?

"No need to panic chaps - it's one of ours!"

...The people of Thailand once again see demroracy hijacked.!

Definition: DEMOCRACY - The best poltical system money can buy.

Some people choose to ignore the basic weakness of Democracy.

Democracy is 'government by the people' - in practice, the majority of votes cast by the people.

The majority of people are thick.

Therefore Democracy is government by the thick.

Sad but true.

"day of final war", "final battle".

That's what he said. No, really!!

There are morons and there are morons and there are morons.

And then deep below that are the Cambrian and Creatacious layers of moronicity.

Keep going.

And further down.

And further down.

Under that, lying in a deep pool of moronic slime, we may find Mr Suthep and his idiotic supporters.

Some people say that such total, utter, profound stupidity cannot exist. I say, "believe what you hear". Mr Suthep has spoken: this is proof that utter, anti-social, crazy, untouchable, mad-as-a-hatter ideas can exist in the modern world - when we thought we had consigned the nutters and Nazis to the "fields where only horses and loonies may roam".

No Mr Suthep is there, free as a bird.

He can say anything he wants.

He can do anything he likes.

Nobody can stop this wild-as-a-buffalo from doing anything that his untamed will tells him to do.

Given that such totally wild forms-of-life can be allowed to express their nutcase ideas, perhaps it is time for falangs to leave Thailand? Or, alternatively, is it time for the genuinely democratic redshirts to express their vision of a democratic future and start to control these mad-as a-hatter crazies? And to get the authorities to arrest this specimen of pre-civilisation?

Why not admit it - you don't really support Suthep, do you?

Have you tried shouting 'SHAZAM!'?

nobody dies from a shot to testicles, unless the bullet entered through testicles and lodged in the femoral aorta, abdomen, ribcage.

Prove it!

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It's hard to believe that Ms Yingluck would have anything to do with such behaviour - she's got such a nice smile!

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Having lived and worked in Asia for 13 years, I now realise I have led a sheltered life.

I have never heard the "slope" expression used before and if some sensationalists hadn't written this drivel, I would still have been happily ignorant of it's meaning.

same, never heard of it and I doubt very much that Clarkson has either, I watched the show and didn't think of anything weird because the bridge they built did have a slope on it and the guy on the bridge looks like one of the crew

Maybe he should have said there is a lean on it.

You can't say that! That mocks people who are of less than medium build! What next?

99 counts of murder? Why do the numbers keep increasing?

It's called Inflation.

Whatever her abilties, or lack of them, it must be admitted that she's a fine-looking woman.

Should it not be possible to get her married off to a rich Arab?

Silly young sod - perhaps he'll have learned something from the experience.

Good policy that: when faced with an emergency, have a bit of a cry. It helps no end.