Some people are slow learners. All he has to do is buy a neck brace and a sling and then find a doctor to say his blood oxygen is low. The corrections mob will move him to a suite in the rtpolice hospital. Top food, telephone, visitors confidentiality of his medical state to silence the doubters. With a rethink on charges, pardons and parole he should be home for Christmas. 250 years. Nonsense more like 250 days.