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The vendor, Supaporn Nawanuch, 43, has already received her 10-per-cent award - Bt575,000 - from the GLO.

Part of it could be used to buy a calculator I suppose!

-but I doubt if one in five hundred could tell you who Leonardo DaVinci was!

Lemme see now - Wasn't he the bloke that founded Sukhumvit Soi 33?

At least the Chukka didnt say "Mummy made me do it!"

Looks like the Junkie is all set to overtake the Chukka!

You are lucky. If you got caught to those Maoist Insurgents while meditating, your story would have been totally different. 

No they are quite decent - those Maoists. They really dont bother you, unless you make some stupid out-of-context comments. Then they cut your nuts off and feed them to their pet llamas.

I poliely informed them that I'm not their "budy" (<deleted>) and told them exactly what they could do with their account!

I think "budy" is hindi slang for "p_ss-off a__hole" or something similar!