Foxman888

Tried shaving?

Steve McClaren - known as B&B in his playing days...Birds and Booze

As i speak ,he has a fire the fil] going out the back of the shop, a large pot on top,boiling his holed underpants,i walked up behind him,the temptation to boil his head by forcing it in the frothing,boiling pot was almost overwhelming,a lack of wooden stakes,forced my hand,i retreated,plenty of time i muttered to myself,will get them tomorrow.

No wooden stakes? Got any vinyl laying around??

Alternatively get yourself holed up down the Winchester.

Seriously though all the best, it can drive you nuts.

Ronnie Barker

Harry Enfield

Ronnie Barker was a genius when it came to word play

All joking aside, Prayuth is the prime reason why the patronage system in Thailand needs to stop. It`s patently obvious the man is rather dim, and has clearly got to where he is through family connections.

As much as I hate the politicians in the UK (and other Western societies), virtually all of them are highly educated and intelligent. This guy has such a low IQ he`d probably be classed as having learning difficulties.

There isn`t a day goes past where we don`t have to listen to one of his ignorant rants. It`s cringeworthy and the lasting damage to Thailand is there to see, more so than any previous military regime I would add.

I don't know what his IQ actually is - but I'm positive he doesn't suffer from learning difficulties. (People who do shouldn't be the source of fun or used as derogatory terms but if that's what rocks you so be it).

The Western mainstream politicians, certainly in the UK tend to have a university education, and post graduate qualifications these. They've usually served "apprentiships" within their chosen political party before being thrust into standing for parliament. Not sure local government politicians of of similar intelligence mind.

We do get some appointed to the Lords who have their challenges though.

He's not an academic, business person or long term politician. But a very senior military officer. His world view will be shaped by his own experiences, information acquired, training, life style norms and his capability to transform information into knowledge through action.

Would a brain surgeon automatically make a good politician? No more than a politician would make a brain surgeon. Why someone thinks a career soldier, who fair enough attained the highest of ranks, can suddenly switch to being a politician and run the country perfectly with no gaffes is bewildering. Cameron, Clegg and Milliband are experienced professionals - and they can't do it either.

Cameron, Clegg and Milliband are experienced professionals - and they can't do it either.???? Experienced in what? none of them have done a proper days work in their lives. Yet these are the people we get to elect. Same the world over.

As for Prayut again, what experience? So many bright shiny things on his uniform but for what? Being connected and paying for his promotions??

He'd probably lose a game of Stratego.

We are all governed by the elite for the elite.

Alternatively just do the exact opposite and enjoy yourself

Edit: If you want number 3 on your list you'd wouldn't be going to the places on number 2 would you??

Maybe she was waiting for you to make the first move....

Then why did she not wait for the Thai person to make the first move?

They had a face like a slapped arse? Maybe not just hansum like the op?

If you want to experience an under-current of violence, try being in any English provincial town centre at 'chucking-out' time.

As a former night time Taxi driver in the UK i wholeheartedly agree with you.

Never get that vibe here, and yes i do go out to bars.

In answer to many of the replies, where have I stated that it is me that wants to marry a Cambodian girl. In my case I have just married a Thai girl and I am very happy with her. Also where have I stated that the Westerner is older than 50 years old. So now that we have got that out of the way can I please have some sensible answers to the questions I have asked.

Before you jump on the quality of the replies, consider the quality of your query.

Case in point RE your "clarification" .. can we agree that unless polygamy is the issue at hand, this sentence makes Zero Sense?

"I stated that it is me that wants to marry a Cambodian girl. In my case I have just married a Thai girl and I am very happy with her."

I have not clue one what that means...so do youreslf a favor...ask a good question before you expect a good answer.

Maybe, just maybe, if you included the whole sentence you would understand. Where have i stated......yep its a question, but he failed to end with a question mark.

Hang on i'll phone her Gik and find out

Moss does....

Is that Colonel Samart as in the way they pronounce snack (sanack).

Drink at home,that way you; 1 wont embarrass yourself. 2 wont disgust other people. 3 will survive the night without getting your head kicked in.

I'm not 100% convinced that staying home can prevent 1 and 2, but 3 i'll give you

I'll test it out tonight, by giving a verbal tirade to anyone who has the cheek to walk past my house....see if i can get a hat-trick

Perhaps because some people's opening gambit involves calling people 'dummy' or such like.

blastface, on 20 Dec 2014 - 08:00, said:

Bill97, on 20 Dec 2014 - 01:06, said:

blastface, on 19 Dec 2014 - 08:32, said:

I want to know if I should harshly condemn them in my mind or not.

If it is not a troll, he needs serious help.

Please help him find the serious help he needs. I guess you're talking about the boyfriend who took the pictures?

Whoosh!!!

Crab Cakes and Green Curry - Ao Nang. Yum.

Great Topic! Keep em coming, some stuff i've never heard of....to my shame

shopping trip for what?

4 day shopping trip

There are many in CM you look at girls which have numbers you pick a number and you get a bath and boom boom. In CM I think there are like 7-10 places.

GPS co-ordinates?

If you've been flushing toilet paper down the toilet for 37 days you'll know why.

Why Season's Greetings? Why not Merry Christmas? I thought he was God's right hand man.

Middle Eastern Peace Envoy, can't be upsetting them with talk of infidels.

Cricket is a THINKING MANS (or woman's) Game.

People like Costas who lack any nous will never get it.

Maybe if he bowled a maiden over and had a tickle down to fine leg, he would feel better about it?

It's the Corridor of Uncertainty he really needs to be plugging away at