Slaps

Sentences from letters sent to local councils in the UK:

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my Father broke his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. ...and their 18 year son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked - where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone over to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

11. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but still I have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC 2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

23. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore

Baccarra

Upstairs

in my [not so] humble view it is disgusting that a moderator opens a thread in Thaivisa concerning a story like this and it is disgusting that comments are made. but then... you earthlings seem to have strange preferences.

I agree

Not sure about the earthling bit though, are you OK Naam?

It's about adding spice to TV

It's all about clicks

clicks and more clicks

In what way is this "news" in the public interest, other than catering to prurient sensationalism? What, no photos of dead an dismembered bodies, blood and gore?

Personally I'd rather see a photo of this old geezer stroking it while feeling up his wife - daughter in the background looking on in disgust.

Strange story, this man was arrested for raping his wife, yet by all reports he was only having a tug?

Anyway, this whole report has scarred me for life, I didnt think oldies like that still got it on. People 50 years and above certainly shouldnt have sex.

We are off topic here but, as a virile 65 year old, I take exception to the above assertion, probably made by some young whipersnapper who isnt getting any.

He don't have time for sex,

On Tv 24/7

get a life beforeyoudie

I hope I can still bang one out when I get to his age

I can use a 16g flash drive OK but when I plug in a USB 500g hard drive it won't load

does that mean there is a limit in the TV or DVD player?

Send her the money

poor girl

Aussie for sure

The so called British ones you get here are pony

Do they put Pony's in pies? I think that a phony statement.

Aussie for sure

The so called British ones you get here are pony

Unfortunately, there seems to be a scarcity of tackle shops in your areas ttakata. You need to go further out. Basically the nearer you are to fishing areas, the more tackle shops there are, hence the number of shops around Prawet, Lad Krabang, Onnuch, etc. I am not familiar with Rangsit but I do know that there are a lot of fishing grounds around there. For me, for the taxi fare to Rangsit and back, I could buy all I needed at my local shop and still have change, however, you are somewhat nearer so it would definitely be worth a look, especially if you are fully kitting out and not just buying end tackle. TTF, I do not know the shops you are talking about and you have sparked my interest, how big are these outlets?

Don't know of any shops but the market you want Krong Tum (that's how I say it and it works) near China town, 2 or 3 large outlets there and cheap

Down the side of the main building where KFC is

Why specifically "Thai Men"... like they have some kind of propensity to molest 7 month old babies?

Surely you need to change tone to "I don't like people that I don't know touching my baby"... then you sound normal.

im saying thai men because im living in isaan,we dont have falang men in my villiage so its nothing to do with" race" or thai men ,its any men in general ,ive seen first hand in my own family what happens when you leave children with strangers especially drunken ones. i dont understand why some people are telling me to relax about this, there is so much abuse against kids these days im not prepared to take a risk with my daughter. also about people touching her face ,well we have been here 4 months now and my daughter has been to clinic twice because she has been sick, i mean we went to a fishing park yesterday with the kids and my wifes extended family,one of young boys went for a dump behind a shed with no water or soap to wash his hands after he cleaned himself he just dipped them in the lake an gave them a shake,ten minutes later he had his hands in the ice bucket taking ice and my wife likes to give my daughter little bits of ice to suck on when shes thirsty so you see what i mean that is just one example,i could give you a thousand others.

Feel for you mate, went through the same here in bkk, must be a lot worse where you are,

agree with your OP 100%,

Wonder how many posters that disagree with you actually have kids

Some Thai men want to touch my Daughters face and even worse her lips, I'm ready now and grab their hand,

Do what you got to do mate, she only has her Dad to take care of her

What drop down toolbar are you talking about? Top of my screen is clear using Windows 7 default location for task bar is bottom (although I have moved to left side as have 16x9 screen). Chrome opens in the available space with tabs at top on same line as minimize/restore/close icons and nothing is blocking access to them.

Sorry I am talking about the quick access bar that follows your curser about and blocks the top of the screen, with FF it's OK but with Google the tabs are right at the top

It doesn't take long to see someone breaking a traffic law in Thailand, if the bib done their job all the time maybe Thai people would say enough is enough and stop running red lights, etc, etc, etc, etc...

but then the bib would not have the element of surprise and tea money could dry up

I want to try Google Chrome, I have windows 7

When I installed the browser tabs are at the top unlike with FF and I can't get to them because of the drop down tool bar

Any way around this?