kelboy

Hi who care's

were you come from,you just have to bring enough bart to get us

drunk, to get us off this.

I will be there on Sunday if anyone has the time 4 a good wind up?

Jeeeeeesus! Ok nobody got my drift, and obviously nobody agrees with me. Someone even referred to me as a pervert. Ive never met such a bunch of clueless monkeys. Its not about the clothes! I'll break it down clearly since you all seem to be on a different wave length than me.

Does anyone else find HARD WORKING, SENSE OF MORALITY, SENSE OF DUTY, AMBITION sexy?

Hi

yea thats great but when i come back i'll get in touch.

Khirimart 4

Hi

i think most of you need to have a cold shower and get out more.

you can put a pig in the sexest uniform,but she's still a pig(fact).

you can put a nice girl a sexy uniform and she will be hot,but put a sexy girl

in old clothes,crap uniform or anything and she still be sexy.

ps

what does your girlie do 4 a job?

Khirimart 4

hi

are they Thai or farang next door.

If something winds me up i try my best to wind them up.

If you go to the market you will find a shop for Budder stuff,

they have these small round bangers,

Next time it barks let one off and that will work .

Or after a few weeks of this your neighbour will move.

Khirimart

hi,

i just can't understand it.

if you go anywhere in Thailand you see phones laying around ie bars,shops,food stands etc.So why not just go there and the secondhand value is nothing.

But what worries me is the TAPE going for a walk, then they will be in the s..t.

Hi

6000Bt is a lot for a swim,but i've heard someone's got a swing for that price

Khirimart

I have got one on the go,

but i bet you have't

That's what i heard,

but you no what say.

Why not find a mate with a pool and use his.

I think there is a Swiss guy and a Norway guy with one.

Khirimart

hi

yea get there at 0730 or you will be there all day

and don't go on thursday or friday, because

you will have to wait till monday to get your passport back.

Loa beer is very good...

Khirimart 4

hi Eddieblue

you never drink chang then?

Because if you did then you would talk

the same b......s

Khirimart 4

hi

Good post enjoyed reading it.

I'm going back too the OLD country soon

but when i come back,would love to hook

up with one of you guy's 4 a round or 2.

my golf standard is pitch-put.

khirimart 4

hi Eddieblue

i think there is a man (German)i think around the KP area.

I think he's trying to make swimming pools,i have heared that he is

very good and very cheap

khirimart 4

Nice one Oldgit,

if everbody was so uptight we might as well go back to where we were born.

JUST enjoy your life and smile it doesn't cost anything,or does it?

Maybe that's his problem

khirimart 4

Hi nev,

You are totaly right, but you and me do not have enough money to buy the Yanks out.

We tried to stop them but money allways wins.

I'm just a poor utd supporter,let hope they win something. (they will)

We had problems before and we got around them.

Khirimat 4

Hello Glomp,

Well done you have done what nearly most of the falangs have never done, WOKE UP.

But you can have such a good time here without getting involved and spending a lot of money.

PS. Go on my son.

Khirimat 4

Hi everyone,

Spot on everybody.

Ok matey if you really want to get shot off your money's i send you all our bank account details and then we are happy, and maybe we make you happy ,(After ten years you will thank me for this message)

Khirimat 4

Hi all,

I'm 43 and a man utd supporter since on the tit.

I have seen the ups and downs and the big downfall.

I have been all around the world.............(can't find my baby)SOTPA.

Back tomorrow

PS I'm back again (Just been to the toilet"there goes another blue one")

What i really want to say is, leave the politics to the people who don't know what they are doing.

And lets just enjoy are great football.

Khirimat 4

Get off the flood prone flat land and out of the stink. All towns and cities in Thailand stink and are noisy. Get a car, or truck and move 30km out of town into the hills. Life is bliss. A few minutes into town when you have to. Something we do less often anymore. They have one rental at this time and can buy it or build on large lots available 1 to 4 ria for less then you may think. I am not an agent and don't own these but I do know the lady that does and its a good deal. If you got a rental for a year that's great, we did that while our house was built so no hurry on the job.

Hi Rednecks,

Listen to this man he is speaking strait,

IF you want to live in a city ,go to BKK it has everything.

But when we all come up north ,maybe we are all country bums in 1 way or another and when you can sit in the country side which is fantastic, you CHOOSE

Khirimat 4

So you're at war just for a beer? There are plenty of places where Thai male customers are not welcomed, usually you just take a look at the place and you can tell. Saves a lot of hassle and embarrassment when you are with Thai friends. There are reasons too, one of them you've just given proof of, but another reason could be to make sure Somchay doesn't barge in all Pattaya or Patong bars to hunt down his ex Noy.

Now if you ask me I think they should allow Thai customers, but have a dual price system, like 800 baht for a Thai when it is 80 baht for a foreigner. Of course 80 would be written LXXX, for the sake of losing them...

Outstanding.

Your my type of bloke, be down in your area in a couple of weeks{Maybe we can chew over a couple of cold ones)

Khirimat 4

Hi Kev,

Buy a rottweiler,much more fun than a gun and nobody gets angry with you(ie the police)

Khirimat 4 (Still 2 missing) OTPA.

Hi,

Don't listen to the rest because we are the best.

When you get to bangkok airport you have two choises.

1.You get in a taxi and go to Pattaya and ask the taxi driver for a good clean cheap hotel because they are very willing to help you. And if you can't find enough good entertainment in this place, you might as well get back on the plane.

2.Get on another plane(or bus) and head north towards Chang-Mai.

There you can be a backpacker or just a regular bloke and you can travel all over the north of Thailand and here it is a lot cheaper then Bangkok for everything.

Khirimat two (2 lost in action)

Ps. We have been here for ten years so we know what we are talking about(Sometimes)

Hello (blue) rusky glory hunters,

Liverpool did it last night, Man utd wiped the board last night.

Come on the GOONERS, Oldgit

Ps go to central forum

Khirimat 2 (Still two missing)

Hello

I'm going to be in around the eagle bar(pub) KP tonight.

Does anybody know if the oldgit will be in town because he owes me A beer(maybe more) and some chow.

Can anybody let him know, because when chelsea loose tonight he will be suicidel and maybe i have to buy him a glass of tea.

PRASAP.

khirimat 2 at the moment(lost two)

Hello,

Sorry you did not have a good time at this restaurant.

It's just not cricket that you don't get beef with your mushroom soup when you ask for it, because you do realise that you are in thailand and not in the mainstream belt of Cambridge.

Was the gin Gordons or was it just make believe thai whiskey(perish the thought)?

Now listen, if you really want a good falang meal go see your old mother-in-law.

If not head south...

khirimat 4