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How's your health cover?

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital

when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was

masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! "Why is he

doing that??"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very

sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition

where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at

least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could

easily rupture.

"Oh well, in that case, I guess it's OK." commented the woman. In

the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious

that a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,

"Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly,

"Same illness, private health cover"

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