Jamesyboi Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Work is like... Tree Of Monkeys A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but <deleted>. A foot and a C*** are having a chat one evening. The foot says to the C*** "Jesus I had a bad night last night. Some bastard shoved a stinkin' smelly sock on me, a worn out shoe with holes in it and walked me around town in the rain and mud all night" The C*** says to the foot, "You think you had a bad night. Some bastard shoved a raincoat over me head and made me do push ups till I threw me guts up” An Asian walked into the exchange line in a Auckland bank with 2000 yen and received $72.00 The following week, he went in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.00. He asked the teller why he got less money than he got the previous week. The lady said " Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said “ Fluc you Kiwis too”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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