libya 115 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 One day, Smartie and Polo were enjoying a quiet drink in a bar. The bar door opened and in walked Humbug. "Oh No" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table. "What are you doing?" asked Smartie. "That humbug always slaps me and bullies me whenever I see him, so I'm hiding," replied Polo. "You should stand up to him," said the Smartie. "He'll respect you if you do." Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a smack. "Go away you stripey blighter, or I'll knock you out," said Polo. "Na, no problem Polo mate, leave it," said Humbug and backed off. Next night Smartie and Polo are sitting in the bar when Humbug walks in with his friend Tune. "Oh No" shouted Polo, and dived underneath the table. "What are you doing?" asked Smartie. "I know you told me to stand up to bullies, but he's with Tune," replied Polo. "So?" said Smartie. "He's totally menthol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baabaabobo Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Breathtaking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Oh bugger me, a really crap joke! It did make me smile though! I must tell my next door neighbour's 5 year old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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