The Queen And President Bush

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Airforce one touches down at Heathrow and taxis to a secluded area where a red carpet is rolled out and the Queen awaits the arrival of Bush. As soon as his feet touch the ground, he is shepherded to a waiting convoy of cars and is whisked away towards Central London.

Nearing the Palace the convoy stops and the Queen and Bush transfer to the Royal Carriage pulled by 6 magnificent white horses. down the Mall they go waving to the crowd when sudenly the rear horse lets out a huge fart and the smell is horrendous.

The Queen looking very embarrassed turns to Bush and says " how embarrassing, there are certain things even a Queen cannot control" to which Bush replies "think nothing of it your Majesty, until you mentioned it I thought it was one of the horses" !!