A Joke Which Will Have You Splitting Your Sides All....

[libya 115]

A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message

on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice

cream van just down the road.

He rushes to the scene where he

discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril,

raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe

in hundreds and thousands.

A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to

which the policeman replies: "It looks like he's topped himself."

[suegha]

Okay, I admit it, it's a good one, although I did see it coming...