libya 115 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 A man walks into a bar - he sits down and orders a drink. The barman gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You look great tonight!" it said, "You really look fantastic... and that aftershave is just wonderful!" The man is obviously a little confused, but tries to ignore it. Realising he has no cigarettes he wanders over to the cigarette machine. After inserting his money, another voice emits from the machine. "You're a TOTAL WAN**R... My God you STINK... Do you know, you're almost AS UGLY AS YOUR MOTHER!" By now, the man is extremely perplexed. He turns to the barman for an explanation. "Ah yes sir," the barman responds, "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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