2 Jokes

[Jamesyboi]

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, Whoseemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As The plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the Bigscary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put yourtrays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed andrather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I askedyou to Raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on theground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing abeat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, B**ch." Have a Great Day !

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns

are married to God."The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

[lazeeboy]

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, Whoseemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As The plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the Bigscary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put yourtrays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed andrather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I askedyou to Raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on theground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing abeat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, B**ch." Have a Great Day !

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, "No money in the bank."The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns

are married to God."The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."