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REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent 12 Calories

Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands 8 Calories

With one hand 12 Calories

With your teeth 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection 6 Calories

Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary 12 Calories

69 lying down 78 Calories

69 standing up 812 Calories

Wheelbarrow 216 Calories

Doggy Style 326 Calories

Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real 112 Calories

Fake 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories

Getting up immediately 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years 36 Calories

30-39 years 80 Calories

40-49 years 124 Calories

50-59 years 1,972 Calories

60-69 years 7,916 Calories

70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly.. 32 Calories

In a hurry 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!!

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