Boater Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. "Excuse me do I know you?" he asks. "Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F**king hel_l are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?" "No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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