davethailand Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) It seems that the UK is now becoming over run by "chavs". At first i did'nt even know what a chav was but after a bit of homework i've discovered that they are the new race of British youth. Personally i find it all a bit pathetic and pikeyish, Are you a chav? take the test Here's my result- You are 18 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Wonder what result DJ Pat gets? Edited July 19, 2005 by davethailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 We live in Plaistow. It's full of Asians and Chavs... and Poles. and Ruskies. and Nigerians. and Flips. and Somalis.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frond Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) We live in Plaistow. It's full of Asians and Chavs... and Poles. and Ruskies. and Nigerians. and Flips. and Somalis.... You poor fellow. Edited July 19, 2005 by frond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Thanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 You are 11 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I only scored 8% Should I be happy or sad ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 happy, very happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) Wannabe chav You are 10 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Not happy about 10% looks like eating pot noodles and my sister having a hot tub in her garden makes me a wannabe Edited July 19, 2005 by daleyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chechoie Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 In Glasgow they are called Neds. What are they called in Thailand? Do they exist here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffery Stanthorpe Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 So where are these guys from, I have never heard of them in the States and we seem to have everything, are they same as slavs or something, i think we got them, some kind of Russians or something, crazy people out there.. It seems that the UK is now becoming over run by "chavs".At first i did'nt even know what a chav was but after a bit of homework i've discovered that they are the new race of British youth. Personally i find it all a bit pathetic and pikeyish, Are you a chav? take the test Here's my result- You are 18 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Wonder what result DJ Pat gets? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) 8%, which of course means 92% NOT Chav. Which of course means that the current "Biggest Chav" is Dave................ Edited July 19, 2005 by johnh101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chechoie Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 So where are these guys from, I have never heard of them in the States and we seem to have everything, are they same as slavs or something, i think we got them, some kind of Russians or something, crazy people out Try this site, glasgowsurvival.co.uk, it would be funny, if it wasn't so pathetic. One of the reasons I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baht&sold Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) Fascinating...as a Canadian, wasn't aware of this phenom but it's all starting to make a bit of sense. Might've spotted these two recently in Pattaya or (??) : "real pictures of Chav scum" Edited July 19, 2005 by baht&sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I was 8% chav. Think that was because I have eaten a pot noodle before and bought flowers from a garage. But only 18% Dave? Thought you were an Essex boy??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketsiam Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Wannabe chav You are 10 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. seems the pot noodle in my student days and 2 year stint working near blackpool did it for me, and oh I take the shampoo from the hotel to fill it up with mine cos I like the little bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtfulD Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 You are 15 % chav. Phew...not the worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Oh dear god somebody please kill me. I hope someone gets higher than this. Wannabe chav You are 23 % chav You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 What ever happened to Supachav that was on here? Havent seen a post for a while. Was he banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Whilst we're on the subject and as I'm apparently the biggest chav on TV. Some of you might enjoy this. Innit http://www.virtuapikey.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuketsiam Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 yep <{POST_SNAPBACK}> why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dereklev Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 You are 15 % chav.Phew...not the worst! I got 15% too...... I have eaten in a Little Chef, I have purchased flowers at a petrol station. I have been to Ibiza more than once, I have been to Blackpool pleasure beach and I have nicked the freebies from a hotel! ! These are my crimes and I confess to them in the hope of receiving Absolution! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 yep <{POST_SNAPBACK}> why <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I could tell you, but then I'd have to... My result: 18% Chav. I just don't believe it! I think what let me down was: 1. Yes, I've actually eaten at a Little Chef. The M4 doesn't have many places and I was bl00dy hungry! 2. Yes, I had a huge collection of hotel shampoos in my bathroom cabinet. A bit like collecting miniature bottles of wine. 3. Yes, I called my gran "Nan". So what? 4. Pay as you go phones... it's normal in Thailand. Isn't it? 5. Afternoons in the Amusement Arcade. Great fun. 6. What's wrong with Corned Beef for chrissake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Anyone who is still confued as to what a chav is can visit this site: www.chavscum.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 There's anuvver one here innit http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorFart Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 54%!!!!???? Eh! What! Who!!?? You are the official chav-in-training, you know where you want to be but there are still a few obstacles to get through before you make it as a fully paid up member of chavdom. Keep on flying the Burberry flag, watch a few more episodes of Footballer's Wives and you'll be home and dry. <deleted>! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 (edited) 54%!!!!???? Eh! What! Who!!??<deleted>! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's impressive! Gaawd knows how you managed that geezer Edited July 19, 2005 by withnail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorFart Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Too long in North London! I'm out of here.......... That chavscum.com site is equally hilarious and depressing. There are some amazingly decent looking girls dotted around the gallery but when you realise that they are all getting theirs from some demibrained cretin and will have 4 kids from a possible 8 different fathers by the time they are 22 one feels an urge to head for the airport. Is this really the face of British youth today? I despair. I'm heading off back to Thailand. I refuse to reproduce in this country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I refuse to reproduce in this country! I couldn't get past page 1 of the survey, but that line has gotta be ThaiVisa's quote of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meom Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 3%; also Wanabee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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